Health & Wellness Coach | Spartan | Trail runner | Detroit Sports
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Today I am Captain Ahab and I go after my white whale. Armed with a harpoon that likes to duck hook into the shit.
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Par-birdie-birdie to start this’ll be the sickest 86 you’ve ever seen in your life
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I mean this is immediately top 5 USMNT goals we’ve seen in our day
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Just fantastic American slop that I am by no means above taking advantage of
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If America beats Paraguay in tonight's World Cup match, come celebrate at Steak n Shake tomorrow with a Patriot milkshake for only 25 cents! Limited to one milkshake per customer.
🇺🇸 ⚽️ 🏟 🇺🇸
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Already know a couple of those patrons had the ICE tip line pulled up.
Lamine Yamal went grocery shopping at a Walmart in the U.S. 😭🔥
(📸 lamineyamal/IG)
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The dam is beginning to break for the board that no longer represents the right interests for the university
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BREAKING: Michigan State trustee moves to sue university for at least $25M
detroitnews.com/story/news/l…
via @sarahmatwood @detroitnews
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Messed around and signed up for my first full marathon. 26.2 in the woods this September. Time to see how far we can push this thing. 📈
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Took the dive and bought a Function membership. The traditional healthcare system is just not working any longer. Impossible to see my PCP, rushed when I'm in there, and important testing is gated behind a series of nonsensical red tape and questions the insurance companies force them to ask.
I could go on for hours about this, but I strongly, strongly recommend taking your health and wellbeing into your hands. Do whatever it takes to be proactive, predictive, and preventative. You have to advocate for yourself now.
Function is a $1/day investment. Over 100 biomarkers initially and more follow-up testing later in the year, covering things like hormones, cardiovascular risk markers, inflammation, nutrients, thyroid function, metabolic health, liver health, kidney function, and more.
Not paid a dime by them - just trying to help you live a healthier life.
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If the Knicks find a way to blow this series after he showed up we’re going to witness an entirely new class of domestic terrorism
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Loser hockey player who always fell short of the expectations of wearing the C for the Detroit Red Wings. Unreliable when it mattered. I will not miss him.
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Want out of my hometown team for a fresh start. No, no, only the fresh starts that I want. The really good ones. The city is finally catching on to this guys true character. x.com/frank_seravalli/status…
Helene reports that Dylan Larkin gave #LGRW three teams where he'd accept a trade and believes those teams are: #FlaPanthers, #mnwild and #VGK.
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Outside of Cassius Winston being born this is the most important day of my life. She just got delivered boys.
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.@HunterBiden what’s it gonna take for you to visit East Lansing during a football game this fall
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Peach - CPT retweeted
Will undoubtedly handcuff the organization with his NTC too, now that the request is public. We’ll fuckin’ talk to ya buddy. Sole goal now is to win a Cup while Larkin is still playing for another team
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I don’t want to see any of you guys capping for this guy. No flowers given. This is a hometown kid quitting on his hometown team because he couldn’t get it done when it mattered. Stevie damn near gave his life for that sweater. All the greats hanging from those rafters staring at Larkin and he couldn’t handle the pressure.
Goodbye. Fresh start. Fresh leadership.
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First date and you bring her to a five star in Cairo. Drinks are ordered and they set the bread service down. The biggest Cheshire grin graces your face
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Scientists found yeast growing inside the guts of a frozen mummy for thousands of years.
They used it to create a “very, very good” sourdough bread. cbsnews.com/news/oetzi-the-i…
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