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18 Aug 2023
I'm glad I rarely work on web code, because it seems a little stupider every time I try.
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24 Jul 2023
This sounds like someone asked ChatGPT to come up with a mission statement, so I guess they're already off to a good start.
23 Jul 2023
It’s an exceptionally rare thing – in life or in business – that you get a second chance to make another big impression. Twitter made one massive impression and changed the way we communicate. Now, X will go further, transforming the global town square.
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24 Jul 2023
The irony of this is that, of course, I actually retweeted a different tweet than the one that's showing here.
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6 Jul 2023
OH: “We hit it off like a house fire”
“You mean like a house *on* fire?”
“No.”
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22 Jun 2023
As always, instant preorder.
22 Jun 2023
Popping up to announce a new book!
ALL SOULS LOST is a supernatural detective story set in Boston. Spiritual consultant Mike Lucifer investigates spooky goings-on at a big tech company 👻👀.
Available for preorder now; check out the cover and excerpt: fanfiaddict.com/first-look-a…
ALT Magic circle in a crop of the book cover.
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6 Apr 2023
Things I never thought I would say: My dishwasher has crashed.
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19 Jan 2023
Everybody seems to worry about AI becoming sentient and killing us all, but I'm convinced the end of humanity is far more likely to be caused by an arithmetic error on a spreadsheet instead.
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6 Dec 2022
Have to disagree with this. You need Linux so that you can pretend you are unable to help when they ask for tech support. “Sorry! I use Linux, I don’t know how to fix your PC and/or Mac!”
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21 Nov 2022
Vox populi, vox canis.
It turns out it was just a small translation mistake all along.