Alachua County Commissioner, environmental engineer, sustainability champion, entrepreneur, cancer surviver, reader, writer, traveler through space and time.
If your wife dies due to septic shock from infected fetal remains, but her life could’ve been saved with an abortion, rejoice in the fact that gas is cheap during your drive to the cemetery. Or you could just vote Blue.
CDC recommends that people immediately stop using “Better Homes & Gardens Essential Oil Infused Aromatherapy Room Spray with Gemstones.” A bottle of this product has tested positive for the bacteria that causes a rare, dangerous disease called melioidosis. bit.ly/30WMbf7
In the very back of most refrigerators is a bottle that's been there 5 years, possibly longer. You no longer know what is floating in its murky depths of yuck, and you'd never eat it, but it stays there.
Brooding.
Mutating.
Waiting.
@WinnDixie Really? This is the best you got? I thought this was a joke at first but nope this is your real weekly ad for pride month. This is some of this most ham-handed pandering I’ve ever seen. Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles is what Winn-Dixie thinks of the LGBT community.