I'm married to my best friend. Not responsible for damages from spitting drinks. A fucking ray of sunshine. I curse a lot. Agnostic & Indepen
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10 Jan 2025
This speaks to my heart. Never lose your sense of wonder. For that's where the magic is. ✨✨✨✨
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The amount of people that don't realize this pic is stolen off an escort site. This account is completely bogus. I doubt it's even a female. And before they started using a VPN it was shown to be based in Africa.🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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Have you ever seen your ex saying the exact same things to other women that they said to you. And felt ridiculous that you actually fell for it. Because seeing it after knowing the person they are, you can see them for the douchebag they actually are.
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There are Americans just as amazed at this🤣😂
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Much Ado about Abby Normal🧠🤯 retweeted
This chick needs a new brain.
Her thought on addiction is quite possibly the shittiest take I’ve ever come across.
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Not only attacking someone who has worked hard to overcome an addiction. And speaks out for others. But calls him a "pussy" for restricting replies, as she fucking restricts replies. 🙄🙄
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Scroll your pics and pick the one that catches your eye
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I had a friend introduce me to premier League a few years ago. It quickly became my favorite sport. This is my first year watching the World Cup. And I'm already enjoying it so much!
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