🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇵🇸 / i live to punish god / board certified gayguy
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Feb 22
some photos from my Rococo boy performance this weekend 💘
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“being excited about sports is activism”
NYC's response to the Knicks' run is an explicit rejection of Trumpism. Civic engagement is at an all-time high. Fearmongering about public safety was crushed by the hundreds of spontaneous watch parties. Unimaginably diverse groups rallying behind a sense of collective identity.
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ah yes, “the new female-superman,” a product of the ultrawoke 1950s
Jun 12
Leftists are now attacking Superman star Dean Cain for his comments on the new female-Superman, known as “Supergirl.”
“If Supergirl’s skin is bulletproof, how does she have ear piercings?” a post Dean Cain shared reads.
@RealDeanCain did nothing wrong.
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So, a lot of you are miserable because you won’t make a basic effort to be socially presentable. You think it’s beneath you to engage in small talk or show interest in the lives of others. Your refusal to be kind and attentive is a moral failing, and it will keep you lonely.
Jun 11
a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit
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wake up babe they’re doing “nobody dieted in the 90s” again
Jun 12
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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had a fever of 103, was incredibly weak, and was coughing up blood and the fucking urgent care doctor asked “do you think it might be allergies?”
Going to urgent care is like paying $40 to have someone else google your symptoms
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Going to urgent care is like paying $40 to have someone else google your symptoms
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Mitch McConnell always looks like a dog you just asked “what do you have in your mouth?”
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he's always in these bdsm situations
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Jun 12
this is great but y’know what’d make it even better? if it starred ice cube and took place entirely on zoom
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Jun 12
Today, for the first time in recorded history, we have tangible, documented proof that even one trillion dollars can’t buy love.
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Jun 13
FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO
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