Bruh, proper Lagos island is the real lagos, Oshodi street, Glover etc. Been at my grandma’s for some days and I have seen things, good, bad, and the ones that left my mouth hanging 🤣
To all the women under that academic thread.
One sentence for you all- Loke Loke Lola Kunfayakun.
You all will not fall or stumble and it will keep getting better for you.
I’m super duper inspired ❤️
If your parents have bastard money, please come and fall madly in love with me. So that they will threaten me, I won’t go, then one evening they will call me and offer me 100m to leave you. I’ll reluctantly collect it and you will marry their friend’s daughter🥺
I used to date someone who knew how to properly punctuate when texting.
I was the better and more articulate speaker between the two of us, but they were the better writer.
Anyway, I found it very commendable, so much so that I started to consciously add the right punctuation when texting them too.
Trust me, it was cute, especially as they were just being themselves and did not mind how I sent my message to them, provided it was legible and readable.
But… ladies and gentleman. ‘Guirls’ and girls. Boys and ‘bouys’. Do not be fooled. It still ended in tears.🙂
Apparently, proper punctuation is the only thing they could consciously commit to in this life.
Stay wicked and single.
Happy Monday!!
Adulthood is hard, but you can ease out that stress once in a while. 😥
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I wonder whether anyone has ever considered selling garri water in packaged form, such as in plastic sachets or bottles. Like flavoured garri drink or ready-to-drink garri water.
I don’t know who started the craze of fortifying and beautifying puffpuff.
I don’t want chocolate, nutrients or anything in my puffpuff!
I ALSO DO NOT WANT PEPPER OR ONION IN MY PUFFPUFF!!
Just gimme my flour fried in insane oil and let me go.