What’s the fucking point?
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10 Nov 2025
My Geordie mate told me he was really good at flirting.
But when I threw him in the swimming pool, he just sank to the bottom.
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1 May 2025
American English is so hard.
There's a silent K in "Knight," only one silent K in "Knickerbocker", but 3 silent Ks in "Republican".
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27 Mar 2025
‘Total Witch Gravy!’ Trump Denounces Canada After Poutine Fails to Leak Hunter Biden’s Lunch Orders
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27 Mar 2025
Trump Demands Poutine Be Extradited to Mar-a-Lago—Later Discovers It’s Just a ‘Liberal Gravy Scam’
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27 Mar 2025
‘Worse Than Greenland!’ Trump Scraps Canada Takeover Upon Realizing Poutine Can’t Be His Running Mate
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27 Mar 2025
Trump’s Canadian Dream Dies—‘Nobody Told Me Poutine Was Just Cheese, Fries, and Socialist Regret’
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27 Mar 2025
I Prefer Hambergers’: Trump Drops Canada Annexation After Poutine Refuses to Donate to Legal Defense Fund
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27 Mar 2025
Breaking: Trump Withdraws From Canada When Poutine Doesn’t Show Up to His Rally—‘Very Rude Oligarch’
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27 Mar 2025
Trump Calls Off Canada Invasion After Tasting Poutine: ‘This Is Not the Russian Collusion I Was Promised’
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18 Mar 2025
I just had a quick conversation with ChatGPT. I think you will all find this interesting.
Trump's Trade War Failure chatgpt.com/share/67da00c1-8…
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17 Mar 2025
#chessmasters What is this garbage? Stop talking bollocks and show us a fucking game! And for the record, the 8 queens problem is beginner level.
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7 Mar 2025
Hey America! You’ll be fine. You can’t make an omelette without smuggling eggs.
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