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I haven't Judyposted in a while...
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People are out here naming their sons "Tycen"
BREAKING: Tycen Proper, of Ohio, has been arrested by the FBI for allegedly planning a terrorist attack to bomb the America 250 UFC event.
Proper reportedly planned to use explosive drones to target buildings in the area. Multiple other suspects have also been arrested in relation to the terror plot.
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Europeans arriving for the World Cup:
“The food is actually really good.”
“Wait, they really do free refills?”
“The stadiums are insane.”
“Ok the weather is no joke.”
“Air conditioning isn’t optional here.”
“The roads are complete chaos.”
“Why is this gas station bigger than my airport?”
“Everyone is way friendlier than I expected.”
The 2026 World Cup may go down as the largest American propaganda campaign ever conducted.
And we’re not even trying.
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“American stadiums are horrible, they shouldn’t host”
“Ok the stadiums are nice but they won’t fill”
“The stadiums filled but the games will suck”
“The games are exciting but American cities are terrible”
“American cities are only fun because they’re rich”
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I have to ring a buzzer to get mouthwash at CVS
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NOTICE: We've reached 197k subscribers, my horse soldiers! If you'd be so kind, please help spread the word and recruit for the Umarmy so that we can hit 200k! The Umarmy needs YOU now more than ever!
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GUESS WHAT NERD IT'S WHAT'S ON THE FRIDGE MONDAY!!!!!!!
Hey thanks @RattzRigid69 @cat60420 @scary_marsupial @dogpooponigiri @bel4_t and a BIG thanks to the like insanely talented (you should go follow) @maddiedobles for the submissions.
Look at you I bet you're jealous you didn't make it up here BUT don't worry you can submit more art and memes and shitposts below for next week....if you want idk
Ps I put my own meme up there cuz I can lol
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just used personality 2 with friend group 1
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They are making being an uncle illegal
Robert F Kennedy Jr's sister claimed he once released a snake into a swimming pool filled with children at a family birthday party trib.al/8DGInIP 🔗
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Mysterious structures discovered beneath Obama Library by LiDAR
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read the fucking room retards, we are doing the turbo AI space faring golden ultimate post singularity economic miracle, NOT world war 3. go the fuck back in your hole
A Russian frigate reportedly opened fire with warning shots on a British yacht in the English Channel.
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X is owned by spaceX. part of the valuation of spaceX is the value of shitposters on X. if we do a good job at shitposting, this value goes up. this IPO is historic because i and all my little friends on here are now creating shareholder value by shitposting
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There has been a box of comedy cards at my local card shop for a couple months and I finally bought it and every comedian in it is a piece of shit who has been ratioed on Twitter at least once 😂.
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BREAKING: Maintenance staff are doing their jobs
BREAKING: They are now pouring bottles of hydrogen peroxide into the ultra-green algae-filled Reflecting Pool that Trump wasted $10m of our money on.
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American parents really think breaking one of the dozens of stupid gadgets their kid owns qualifies as parenting
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The mom finally snapped 😡
Her son kept bullying and terrorising his siblings despite endless warnings, punishments & talks.
Normal sibling fights turned into daily misery for the whole house 😳
So she destroyed his Xbox controllers.
Now the family is split - was it too far or necessary? 😬
What would you do?
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And you want us to believe THEY are the bullies? lol
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Part of the reason extremism is so popular online is it's the only space that can never be co-opted by marketing.
Coca-Cola will never put a swastika on a Coke can.
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It's pointless, because you could write this about literally any form of counterculture.
What starts off as a rebellion against the mainstream gradually gains popularity, then simply joins the same mainstream apparatus it once rebelled against.
Rap, grunge, hippies, etc
Has anyone yet written the complete history of how Pride went from a vibrant counterculture to a civil rights movement to a sort of unofficial corporate-sponsored state religion whose observance is subsidized by taxpayer dollars and sometimes compelled by law
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Don't Nod are weird because a part of me wants them to succeed. They fill a niche no one fills.
Lost Records was proof they were utterly incapable of writing anything with a grander arc though. They can smash characters out the park but add some mystery and they're so bad.
Don't Nod, developer of games like Life is Strange and Vampyr, will see its cash reserves depleted by November, as Tencent has no intention of further investment
➡️ dontnod-bourse.com/fr/inform…
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A new meme — a man was sitting in a work video call while riding a roller coaster
When his boss asked about the shaking, the employee calmly replied that he forgot to close the window.
Community note
The video shows a staged promotional skit for a roller coaster attraction in Ulsan, South Korea, not a genuine work video call. youtube.com/watch?v=pvumkI… futurism.com/advanced-trans…
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