Well take a look at what happened, seriously, £482,118 in the first month, and i'm simply, blown away. #britmethod

just home from spreading fertiliser. the spouse asks me, "how was work today lovey?" "shit hit the fan, again." "that's good."

JK Rowling will be giving away signed copies of her "Lord Of The Rings" books all day at that petrol station in Maryhill, please RT #Glasgow

'it was the behaviour of an oddball' youtube.com/watch?v=bxO_wp0A…

just watched a Norwegian open a bottle of bubbly with an ipad