Wannabe investor & huge Liverpool fan. Leader of an amazing team, still addicted to getting hands-on with tech. Cycling interferes with all the above. Bru/Bra
Joined December 2010
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Apr 16
Bucket List item
Apr 15
In Italy, one of the hobbies for older men is “Umarell”.
Retired men who enjoy watching construction sites while giving unsolicited advice
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Mar 13
My suspicion that peer reviewed studies are just shitposting for academics is confirmed. Don't ask.
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Mar 13
Round about the same time a little company called SSL changed my outcomes forever. Stay invested kids...
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Mar 13
Thank whichever deity that the value of your net worth allows you to rebuild quickly. If at first you don't succeed eh...
I’m a 24 year old trader and have lost the majority of my net worth 8 times over.
Give me some advice, not the generic “take profits” stuff either.
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27 Aug 2025
You can try and Dunning-Kruger it as much as you like - but in the end this is a very simple truth (for me at least).
25 Aug 2025
When Kobe Bryant said his insane level of confidence came from knowing he’d done all he could to prepare, it taught me that anytime I’m nervous it means I didn’t prepare enough.
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11 Mar 2025
You just know markets are tough when peeps start whipping out the 100 year charts...
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13 Dec 2023
House MD, but with computers.
13 Dec 2023
Today at work there was a 11hr outage bridge call over a small but important area of the Windows network having application errors. Not debilitating but would be eventually.
Here is how I helped solve it after being asked to take a look, and how I approach problems like this. 🧵
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20 Feb 2023
Funny thing about overnight success is that it takes years of hard work and persistance.
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25 Jan 2023
Nothing like taking one's own advice😉
24 Jan 2023
Set your status to "Be right back" and have a snack, friend.
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15 Jan 2023
And here I am, sat in my living room, millions of miles away, watching it on my phone. What a time to be alive.
14 Jan 2023
Mars!!!
128 million miles away. Listen to the sounds.
Community note
This video is made of images from the Curiosity rover, which does not have microphones on board to record sound. The sound was added in artificially afterward.
Video from the same images from the NASA JPL YouTube Channel: youtube.com/watch?v=0fva2p…
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31 Dec 2022
Oh no. I bought one when I started working. I'm not old...Am I? 🤯
Front page Reddit post today: “I found my dad’s PlayStation from when he was a kid.”
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28 Dec 2022
Index resilience through diversification is a remarkable thing...
27 Dec 2022
Current drawdowns from the highs:
Tesla -73%
Facebook -69%
Amazon -55%
Netflix -58%
Nvidia -57%
Looking just at these numbers it's surprising the S&P 500 is only down 19%
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4 Sep 2022
Some invaluable time saving tips for the AD Admins out there. I'll add one more - make everyone Domain Admin - that way bad guys will think it's a honeypot and stop right there👍
2 Sep 2022
As one does...
1 Sep 2022
You need to be norteño maxing. You need to be cement-leveling and doing push ups. You need to be wearing jeans, boots, cowboy hat, sporting a mustache, and having a post-workout cerveza for the gains.
10 Aug 2022
Haven't cringed this hard in a long time. Don't know what grates more on LinkedIn - the incessant humble bragging or these founder/influencer douchebags.
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25 Apr 2022
Hi @EasyEquities. Just checking in whether your "client engagement champion" Steven is OK. He's not responded on a support ticket (my withdrawals being frozen) for two weeks despite 4 e-mails from me. Genuinely worried, because surely your customer support can't be this bad?
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13 Apr 2022
...sy beursie😂😂😂
12 Apr 2022
A while ago I was reading Afrikaans erotica novels (for work). One of the lines that I will always remember remains: “Toe vat hy sy hand na die plek waar dit saak maak.”
🤣🤣🙈🙈
11 Mar 2022
Just heard someone who tends to over-embellish and over-dramatize described as "the human embodiment of a YouTube thumbnail"😂😂😂
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16 Feb 2022
Cheeky bit of marketing😂👌
