Joined January 2022
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May 23
im not even gonna @ you im just gonna post on main that i want to hurt you
May 23
everyone that wants to hurt me, please @ me
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Jun 14
to all the cis women who joke about pretending to be trans to ward off dangerous men
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this is about me btw
when you're about to kill yourself and your nonbinary friend in your ear saying, "let's rp"
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in my defense i didnt know!
when you're about to kill yourself and your nonbinary friend in your ear saying, "let's rp"
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shit atp its gonna be 100% by the end of the year
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how i imagine my brothers texts when he was in a romantic relationship with his plug
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god i love this site. just brits and americans telling blatant lies about each other. yes british people only make cheddar. yeah all cheese in the US is plastic. brits don't know how to cook food. americans don't have real butter. never change, twitter.
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Jun 14
went to dunkin and the drive thru person said βthatβll be 11 million dollarsβ and i said βoh no!β and she said βiβm just playin itβs $11.99β and man. she got my ass. what a great bit
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Being a hyper-centralised rentier capitalist black hole, but half the population is convinced they live in a fucking Soviet Republic.
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Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say βgoo goo ga gaβ, and the mother reply: βWell. Thatβs very stereotypical of you.β
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Whenever i flirt with someone my vision switches to third person and i look like this
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Callie π retweeted
Jun 14
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
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dance if he will be ok in the heaven
Oliver Tree has reportedly died at the age of 32.
He was among 5 others that died in an air vehicle crash in Rio.
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Callie π retweeted
Jun 14
Your βjokeβ disgusts me. My chicken died crossing a road.
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im slightly hungry tn and im dying how the fuck did i manage to be HUNGRIER than this for 3 days on end
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Callie π retweeted
Jun 14
ts didn't bang so now I'm just named The Pervert for no reason
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