Troll for NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. Love paperweights.
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The last time the Knicks won a championship, so did Benny Parsons.
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I'm like "I thought we did away with 'win an in'" and then realized @J_Allgaier's points lead is that insane
He's in!
With his win today, @J_Allgaier has locked himself into The Chase.
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It only has three turns so you only need three tires not many people know that
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See this is why you subscribe to @amazon prime - your stuff arrives way earlier
🚨EVENT UPDATE - Sunday, June 14🚨
The start time for The Great American Getaway 400 -NASCAR Cup Series Race has been moved up to 1:00p.m.
Due to the change in schedule, we strongly recommend all guests adjust your arrival plan. Arrive early to avoid delays. Parking opens at 6:00a.m.
Once they are confirmed, additional updates to the fan experience schedule will be announced. For the latest, visit our Event Guide.
Click Here: poconoraceway.com/eventguide
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Oh so @dennyhamlin starts a race way earlier and gets a big penalty but we do it and it's acceptable OK
🚨EVENT UPDATE - Sunday, June 14🚨
The start time for The Great American Getaway 400 -NASCAR Cup Series Race has been moved up to 1:00p.m.
Due to the change in schedule, we strongly recommend all guests adjust your arrival plan. Arrive early to avoid delays. Parking opens at 6:00a.m.
Once they are confirmed, additional updates to the fan experience schedule will be announced. For the latest, visit our Event Guide.
Click Here: poconoraceway.com/eventguide
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You see the problem Paraguay is having is that they didn't sleep with a sock on their kicking foots last night
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NASCAR drivers have a surprisingly wild superstition about their socks
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Close enough to Scranton that it may be this guy again
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🇺🇸 Grand Marshals 🇺🇸
Ben Franklin and Betsy Ross will serve as our Grand Marshals this Sunday, June 14, as we celebrate America’s 250th at the Tricky Triangle.
Ben Franklin brings his Founding Father legacy and deep Pennsylvania roots, while Betsy Ross represents the stars‑and‑stripes tradition that started in Philadelphia.
They’ll deliver the command before we get rolling for 400 miles on this Flag Day. #PAGetaway400
@visitPA | @NASCAR
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Jun 12
Odd that no one ever mentions how @Chris_Buescher's first career Cup Series win came at @PoconoRaceway (Pictured)
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Hey and how about how good that @ChicagolndSpdwy LAWN looked, eh?
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Wrapped up a few days of testing at @ChicagolndSpdwy
I believe this race has the potential to be one of the best of the season. Tire wear, massive bumps, multiple lanes of racing.
Should be a fun weekend!
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.@chasebriscoe Hey Chase David Wayne is this true
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NASCAR drivers have a surprisingly wild superstition about their socks
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Good after last weekend we need someone on hand to stitch up more caution flags
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🇺🇸 Grand Marshals 🇺🇸
Ben Franklin and Betsy Ross will serve as our Grand Marshals this Sunday, June 14, as we celebrate America’s 250th at the Tricky Triangle.
Ben Franklin brings his Founding Father legacy and deep Pennsylvania roots, while Betsy Ross represents the stars‑and‑stripes tradition that started in Philadelphia.
They’ll deliver the command before we get rolling for 400 miles on this Flag Day. #PAGetaway400
@visitPA | @NASCAR
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You're building @PoconoRaceway. What 3 tracks will you model the corners after? Here's mine:
Turn 1: @TALLADEGA: Down the long straight right into 33-degree banking hell yeah.
Turn 2: @WilliamsGrove. Cover it in dirt.
Turn 3: Turn 4 at @TXMotorSpeedway. Add just a MASSIVE hump.
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You really have to wonder which driver in the "NASCAR vs. Navy" mini movie has already hired a talent agent to get headshots taken and punch up the IMDB page for more acting work I dunno care to respond Mr. Chase David Wayne Briscoe
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Clutch putback by OG Anunoby who by the way played for Indiana University back when we used to be a basketball school
OG ANUNOBY WITH THE PUTBACK.
KNICKS COMPLETE THE 29-PT COMEBACK FOR THE WIN.
LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY 🤯
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I believe that's 2 Cup Series team owners running this race - @JustinMarksTH and @JimmieJohnson. We need a gentleman's wager between the two. Like, whoever finishes worse has to stand outside the other's hauler Sunday holding a sign reading "SHOULD HAVE MADE AN ARCA START FIRST."
This guy will @Jockey for every spot.
@JustinMarksTH will drive our No. 77 Chevrolet next Friday in San Diego.
📰: bit.ly/4eai1Xy
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