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10 Feb 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣hii isli ikona mambo😜😜
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Good morning, patriots, It’s a fine morning; and a perfect day for a date. Share widely if you value unity among us.
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Mar 31
This is Nicholas Ndeti the goon who harassed Sammy Kioko today.
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Comedian Sammy Kioko hospitalized after allegedly being assaulted by Machakos County askaris during a protest over an unpaid Ksh 19 million tender for uniforms.
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. @Wavinya_Ndeti you must be a very heartless woman! Pay sammie Kioko bana.
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Machakos county government has done this to Sammy Kioko, A young man asking to be paid for work done 💔
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Comedian Sammy Kioko roughed up, arrested outside Machakos County offices while protesting over Ksh19 million payment claim
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BREAKING: Comedian Sammy Kioko has been arrested. He had supplied goods to the Machakos County Government but was never paid.

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Tom daktari and Sammy kioko are apparently arrested for god knows why and they've been beaten too
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Iran has a right to exist. Also, they warned they would strike which I have been reliably informed makes them the most moral army in the world. Lastly, the children harmed were used as human shields. Did I miss anything?
The Iranian regime devastated Arad and Dimona by deliberately striking civilians with missiles. Over 100 people were injured, including children. A blatant war crime. Pure terrorism.
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I detach very fast. Anything i love extremely deeply I'm prepared to lose. It can break my heart but I have learned how to keep going. It can seem cold, but if it takes me off my pivot.. I’ll cut my finger off to save my hand. I can’t lose myself again, for anything. I'll heal
what’s your toxic trait ?
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We will never forget that they MURDERED Charlie Kirk for this war and he knew they were going to do it. His spent his final days mentally anguished, texting the very people who would ultimately betray him. In honor of Charlie, I STAND AGAINST ISRAEL.
Who else wishes Charlie Kirk was still with us today? 😔
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5 yrs ago, we cried during an iftar distribution in Nairobi after meeting an old man who had eaten only 1 chapati in 4 days. With drought and extreme heat in North Eastern, many families are facing even harsher realities. Sis @nasrayusuff and I head to Mandera next week. Help👇🏻
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TAHAJJUD is no joke. Wallahi it’s a miracle. Asked Allah for something that felt impossible three nights ago… and He made it happen. Ya Allah your mercy leaves me speechless 😭😭😭😭😭
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“If indeed you’re Muslims who have read the Quran, then tell me, why are you stealing from your people?” Former DP Rigathi Gachagua continues his onslaught on North Eastern leaders for neglecting their people.
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Kiharu Masomo Bora - 2026 Edition. Grateful to have launched the program today. 1.The Programme covers over 12,000 learners in all 65 Day Secondary Schools in Kiharu. 2.School Fees for all Day Secondary School learners will be Ksh 500 per term starting this 1st term of 2026. (Senior Secondary Schools). 3.All learners to be served lunch at School on all days, including Saturdays. Githeri 3 days and rice 3 days. Uji for “tea” break. 4.Chapati to be served for lunch every last Friday of the Month. 5.Additional Ksh 10 M for revision materials to be provided by Kiharu NG – CDF this Financial Year. Ksh 20M has been provided in the previous years. 6.More than Ksh 50M to be provided for additional infrastructure, with a bias on laboratories. More has been provided since the programme started. 7.All students joining grade 10 in the 20 identified schools with low enrolment and the new schools (those starting this year) to be provided with uniforms for free. 8.All the 65 Day Schools will be provided with an extra Ksh 50,000 to supplement the activity kitty since capitation is not enough. For music festivals, games, and co-curricular activities. 9.Ksh 900,000 is provided for prize-giving celebrations. Ksh 450,000 for each of the two Sub Counties (Murang’a East and Kahuro). This is to reward the best performers without having parents pay for it. 10.The best improved teacher per subject in each of the sub-counties to get a paid-up trip to Mombasa. This will include the previous year, since some were participating in the marking of KCSE when they could have travelled. (From the MP – since public resources don’t have this provision). 11.Principals from the best and best-improved schools per ward to have a fully paid-up trip to Dubai. Of the 6 wards, twelve Principals will travel. Those who have travelled to Dubai before may choose to travel to Malaysia. 12.Schools with remedial arrangements capped at Ksh 1,000 per Term. 13.No other payment or registration fees of any nature in all the institutions. 14.Premiums and general service of buses owned by Day Secondary Schools to be paid for by the programme. Since they are common utilities accessible to and by any public institution. 15.The programme covers all learners, including Kenyans from other parts of the Country as long as they are in any of our Day Secondary Schools. We are African and Africa is our Business..
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I believe you should always re-read your favorite books at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.
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🚨 URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized. Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus. Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk’s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement. Journalist Xavier Poussard’s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out. I ask that every person RETWEET and share this. I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me. To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie’s public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly. Let all be revealed.
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A man throws his dad a birthday surprise while he's at work as a Matatu tout ❤️...
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This is an appeal to Tanzanians. Please tell me what you saw. My inbox is open. Tafadhali nisaidieni
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