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What did I do to deserve this? @ncmle

Unsolved mysteries of the bizarre shit happening in my everyday life 🤘

Joined June 2012
  • Tweets 33
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  • Followers 7
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Matt Bellassai@MattBellassai
1 Jan 2022
this message is for 2021 you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m gonna beat the fuck outta you bitch
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Not #maneskin looking like the vampire Lestat’s band from Queen of The Damned. Tell me I’m wrong 💀 #RockinEve
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✰𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚 ✰@wydtrace
29 Oct 2019
Blind people gonna be happy asf when they see this one
Emojipedia@Emojipedia
28 Oct 2019
Replying to @Emojipedia
New in iOS 13.2: 🧑‍🦯 Person With Probing Cane emojipedia.org/person-with-p…
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Hocus Pocus Tweets@HocusPocus1993
22 Oct 2019
My white ass smelling pumpkin spice in the mall
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Me when anyone tries to tell me my cats are “self sufficient” and “probably don’t care” when I’m gone

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TINA SNOW
@theestallion
27 Oct 2019
Real HotGirl Shit 🔥
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A wild ride from start to finish...
Wow me for 5 years straight at my old job 😅
salad fingers@glitterfieIds
24 Oct 2019
my co worker and i still showing up to work even though we said we’d quit
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jyn♡ﾟ@jyndonce
24 Oct 2019
me and my iced coffee when we get to our destination on time
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Telling people you actually enjoy candy corn elicits the same response as telling them you’re a Trump supporter these days.
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Boston Market@bostonmarket
3 Oct 2019
please stop trying to slide into my dms with mac & cheese pics. i work for boston market. i see mac & cheese constantly. why would you think that would work?
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Really miss getting romantic texts like this.....sigh. #TBT #dicksoutforharambe
#TBThursday to waking up to texts like this... #TBT
Another day, another dude with a foot fetish on @hinge 🦶🤡
Left my house for the first time in 2 days after getting a chemical peel & instantly almost got t-boned by a fucking @edible Arrangements truck. Is this a metaphor for my life? #AskingForAFriend
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