Kwani uyo Elon hawezi lipa leo tumalizane? Mi nishachoka kufikiria. Nimewapea story zote na uwongo zote niko nazo.

Me as a bodaboda guy near Gilgil Kariandusi twende😂

Niliwaambia hio pressure ya verification ilikuwa gig ya Elon, ona sasa mumenunua badge one week later jamaa ashakuwa Trillionare

Kuna my pal tangu aweke badge tweets zake zote ukitoa jina sex unabaki na useless sentence

As a man learn to be dangerous & unpredictable. Don't go telling your wife every move you make, toka kwa nyumba enda Congo, wacha apigiwe simu aambiwe umeshikwa na Rebels.

After killing a cockroach The ants 2 minutes later:

Torok falls here we come ,photography today 📸🔥

I speak 3 languages and when I think, each thought is connected to the language in which I learned the concept.

Facts about madem huvaa hio net?? Share your views mine in the comments 😍

Kumbe hawa wanapenda ata hii mechi ingine pia😂

Huku nitawahi log out na sitawahi rudi. Wtf bro??💀

Nilimaliza shule, come out

Tweeting at 4k 🎉 🎉 🎉

Wajuaji,,what could I be trying to improvise here??

If I talk about this babe, y'all might think she's my god but Idc. In fact, intimacy aside, I view her as my mother. She came into my life when I had nothing, was really struggling, and helped me get back on my feet. I remember our first video call,she was flexing a pleasant meal that she had prepared at her place. I told her I had eaten in a kibandaski because I had not yet refilled my gas. Bro till now I don't understand why she decided to send me a whole 5,000ksh. I had to hang up the call to avoid crying infront of her. This is someone who sacrificed money from her chemist business and bought me a handshake AI account, biggest of them all, she connected me to her dentist best friend who put me braces for fvcking free😭. There are things you don't forget. I might forget how sweet her coochie is, but I cannot forget the instances she became of help to my life. I was hurt by my exes and almost thought I'll never get true love, until I met her, here on twitter. One thing I really love about her is that she's never mad whenever I play around on twitter. She understands it's nothing serious. Furthermore, she has my logins. How I pray that God may protect our relationship and even lead us to marriage. Ilysm baby😚.

Elon musk was announced a "trillionare" after Kenyans paid for badge massively so that they can earn

Wacha twende sasa trip 😂🔥📸camera mani niko on mbaya

Kenya Police Rejected my project 🥲😭

POV:Leo nataka kuwa mkulima hodari.

You can tell someone's financial situation by how fast they reply to "Nitumie number yako."