Pure Storage employee, data protector, church custodian, father. Opinions expressed are my own.

Joined March 2011
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2 Jun 2023
2 biggest fans about to see @harrymack live for the first time in Nashville! @egankatelyn @brooklynbowl
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12 Feb 2023
The handsome-off playoffs have been a long arduous journey but we are now ready to see who is the ultimate handsomest QB @SuperBowl LVII
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Ned Egan retweeted
Thursday's clue is the SEC Football Championship. Retweet for 2 bonus points per team. Play tonight at: Corner Pub Bellevue - cancelled for Titians Game Homegrown Taproom & Kitchen 7pm La Plaza Fairview 7pm
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23 Apr 2022
Visiting the the new @NashvilleSC stadium to pick up my new kit w/ @liverpooltacos - it’s awesome👏 can’t wait to see match1 On May1! Shout out to supporters group @RogueChants
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13 Nov 2021
That was the best effort I have seen from them in 10 years.
12 Nov 2021
BREAKING: Dolphins have unveiled their new logo.
25 Aug 2021
Hello old friend, you’ve bludgened me once again
4 Jun 2021
This was fun to write! Thanks to @theroadworthy for posting interesting auto content!
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20 Mar 2021
I wonder if @JerryFalwellJr likes watching @LibertyU get pounded.
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1 Mar 2021
Aunt B didn’t deserve that.
Remembering Owen and Beru on #NationalToastDay.
8 Jan 2021
12 men on defense is a penalty
The full AP NFL All-Pro first team, released today:
1 Jan 2021
Yo, 2020- I’ll call it all good if you can provide some @MariahCarey for #newyears
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15 Dec 2020
If your @UPLIFTDesk doesn’t “lift up,” should it not just be called @desk? Taking rename suggestions.

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5 Nov 2020
Victory Sour. Delicious.
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I can eat treats twice as fast in these @PureStorage socks #SchnauzerGang
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31 Oct 2020
I don’t spend much time playing @Xbox . I seem to spend a lot of time updating Xbox though
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10 Sep 2020
Keens are the least gangster shoes that ever existed. There. I said it.
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27 Aug 2020
By the power vested in me by these awesome shades and in honor of @PureStorage #SKOlive 2020, I invoke the great Walter Sobchak - “If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.”
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25 Jul 2020
This is going on my resume- peeled an orange in one contiguous section. I call it the “home-run.” Stay tuned for more useless capabilities.
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