☀️🌻 I cook ...most importantly I have monologues here. As above is of the below, and the below is of the above.

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29 Apr 2021
Marriages that last: a lifetime thread!
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Anthony Bourdain once said RATATOUILLE is the best food movie of all time. “The best restaurant movie ever made, the best chef movie. The tiny details are astonishing: •The faded burns on the cooks’ wrists. •The ‘personal histories’ of the cooks. •The attention paid to the food. •And the Anton Ego ratatouille epiphany hit me like a punch in the chest–literally breathtaking. I saw it in a theater entirely full with adults–and the reaction to that moment was what movie making was once–a long time ago–all about: Audible surprise, delight, awe and even a measure of enlightenment. I am hugely and disproportionately proud that my miniscule contribution (if any) early early in the project’s development led to a ‘thank you’ in the credits. Amazing how much they got ‘right.’”
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Big pharma hawana bahati. I sampled 6 “weeds” from my compound at random. 4 ziko na documented medicinal uses across multiple continents. Asthma. Fever. Diarrhoea. Skin infections. Wound healing. Worms. Coughs. Inflammation. The pharmaceutical industry needs us to keep calling them weeds. 67% hit rate.
Batch ya kwanza. The colonial category for them is “weeds.” I don’t trust that category. What do you call these where you come from? What did your grandmother use them for?
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To this day I still say American Requiem alone won Beyoncé that Grammy. No other artist in that category had an American Requiem on their album. There was just no comparison.
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hoje aprendi um novo insulto no trabalho "trabalhar com vc é como trabalhar sozinho, porém mais difícil"
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I received an email from KRA informing me that a supplier of mine owes them money. This is none of my business but the KRA is saying I should now not pay the supplier but pay them directly. There's no court order. They have just decided. This is how shylocks operate.
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Genres are a funny little concept, aren't they! ✨Beyoncé is the most versatile artist of the century! ✨
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Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right
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Nimeuza JKIA Nimeuza KPA Nimeuza Kenya pipeline Nimeuza health data Nimeuza KICC Nikauza mpaka data ya E-citizen Nimeuza ID na passport kwa foreigners na RSF I will give you immunity in Kenya Kuna yenye sijataja?
Caption this.
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RT @_omalicha__: This is so real. Having a capacity for your life by expanding it (hobbies, work, friends, etc) remediates this.
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Describe greatness using a photo.
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Aşık olmak istiyorum ve böyle görünmesini istiyorum
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Missing Child Alert. Help Us find Her.
4 Year old Mary Njeri from Pipeline is missing. The man behind the disappearance is alleged to be Evan Saisi. Nyinyi @DCI_Kenya mnangoja firimbi? @NPSOfficial_KE We need results. Protect The Children. @YWGI_Ke @RedVestsProtest @G8GIST (This).
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“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl
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A fascinating fact in history: Ancient Egyptians believed women were goddesses because they could create life.
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the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable
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MISSING CHILD ALERT Mevahn Wamiti, aged 7 years, has been reported missing. He was last seen wearing: Navy blue shorts White shirt Navy blue sweater Navy blue socks with white stripes Mevahn attends Shining Star (FLC) School in Mwiki. After school, he did not arrive home, and his family is urgently looking for him. If you have seen him or have any information that could help locate him, please contact his mother immediately on 0738 535 514. Kasarani residents, let's remain vigilant and share this message widely. Every minute matters. Please check your neighborhoods, shops, estates, and routes children commonly use when returning from school. Help bring Mevahn home safely.
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Real! The internet can’t cancel who they didn’t make.
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Sevgili algoritma, bu tweet'i hayatı çok yakında gerçekten güzel olacak insanlara göster.
ait etmediğin bir yerden çıktığında ve gerçekten KİM OLDUĞUNU anlamaya başladığında
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I can’t believe we ditched this niceness for Hass avocados 🥑
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I don’t think y’all understand what it means to have a masters and PhD in pure mathematics. That’s big brained behavior, bruhhhh.
BSc: Mathematics, Statistics and Economics BSc Hons: Pure Mathematics Masters: Pure Mathematics (cum laude) PhD: Pure Mathematics
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