Developer. Harbinger of curly pink hair and happiness. Roller skater. AfroLatina. pronoun.is/she

Joined July 2016
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One thing about me is that if there's hot sauce, it WILL end up on my shirt.
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Jenell Pizarro retweeted
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i'm throwing slices of ham into the hurricane so it rains ham on random houses and people are like wtf is happening. hamcane baby. that's what's happening
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This is what happens when you "pspspsps" a pigeon.
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Just in case anyone is wondering, you can "pspspsps" a pigeon.
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Today is the beginning of spooky season. This is not a drill, people. Grab your pumpkin spice latte, a tube of red lipstick, and all the black you own 'cause it's just witches from here on out til January.
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Listen, if the council of spooky queens met and decided Halloween starts at the end of July, I'm going to demand that pumpkin flavored everything starts the same day. The dissonance is unacceptable.
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I haven't posted enough on Twitter and now my feed is mostly quirky animal videos, people showing kindness to others, and American Sign Language in so many dialects. I like this side of Twitter.
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My skate dance class threw me a dancing, skating, bachata filled one day early birthday party. ❤️
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Found out I really like heavy music today ❤️. So so much. I've got a lot of catching up to do so if you have any playlists, please send them my way!
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I have an event on my calendar that just says "Bring Snacks" and I have no idea who or where I'm supposed to bring snacks to. 😳
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This is genius!
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Every time I have a programming question and I rly need help, I post it on Reddit and then log into another account and reply to it with an obscenely incorrect answer. Ppl don’t care about helping others but they LOVE correcting others. Works 100% of the time
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I made a thing with my team. It was fun. It was hard. We learned. Now, I'd like to not be exposed to a single piece of code for at least 4 days. Thank you.
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Sir, those are lesbians.
Women look for good men in all the wrong places like clubs, parties & online....instead if you go to Home depot Saturdays around 8am-1pm you'll see grown men looking for tools & supplies those the ones you need he up Saturday early he got shit to do he busy during the week.🤷🏾‍♂️
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What was the actual reason?! It is mind boggling how many stories there are of organizations who forget, break, lose or mishandle MOBILITY aids for their customers. Stop playing with people's lives.
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Every classic rock band sounds the same to me. I'm fine being cancelled for this.
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The Internet is a place where you constantly think to yourself, "this has gone too far" and "why haven't we done enough?" forever and always.
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I'm really just so very happy.
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Jenell Pizarro retweeted
In case you weren't aware; Chromium browsers (Chrome, Edge), Firefox, and Safari now all support native image lazy loading. <img loading="lazy"/> No need for custom polyfills for major browsers anymore! caniuse.com/loading-lazy-att…
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Random unsolicited advice, ask questions at work. Even (especially) if you feel like the question makes you look dumb. Stop getting in the way of your own success.
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