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Joe M @neogreenlantern

Aspiring Aspirer

Joined July 2011
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I bet there's a hipster taco joint out there with a side dish called "a street corn named desire"
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You would think by now the Resident Evil scientist would have figured out how to remove whatever gene that creates giant flowing red weak spots from their mutated monstrosities.
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I'm now entering the wartorn city of New York for the annual antifa convention. Going to get me the George Soros Funko pop #nycc #nycc2025 #newyorkcomiccon #newyorkcomiccon2025
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Joe M@neogreenlantern
30 Oct 2024
Can I get a bar that's also a candy shop? I want to be able to order a drink and a pound of candy on a tab.
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Joe M@neogreenlantern
28 Oct 2024
Everyone is focusing on @TonyHinchcliffe, who looked like Geoffrey the Giraffe cosplaying as Tony Stark, making racist jokes at the Trump rally. You really can't blame him though since he couldn't do his normal shtick. Bringing out actually funny people to tell jokes instead.
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I guess it's gonna be a "MS authenticator needs to be authenticated by the MS Authenticator" kind of day huh
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Joe M@neogreenlantern
17 Jul 2024
#XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes
XBOX
@XBOX
17 Jul 2024
Make his finest asset yours Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌ Ages 18 . Ends 8/11/24. Rules: xbx.lv/4cxoA4B @Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26
Image of a custom ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Xbox Series X console with two katanas attached to the backside and a Deadpool-themed covering, set in an industrial scene. Two Deadpool-themed controllers flank the console: one facing forward and the other backward, revealing a cushion shaped like Deadpool’s buttocks attached to it. The Xbox logo is visible in the bottom left, and the ‘Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine’ logo along with text reading “in theaters July 26” is in the bottom right corner. In the middle, there is text reading “© 2024 20th Century Studios ©&™ 2024 MARVEL” next to the Marvel logo.

ALT Image of a custom ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Xbox Series X console with two katanas attached to the backside and a Deadpool-themed covering, set in an industrial scene. Two Deadpool-themed controllers flank the console: one facing forward and the other backward, revealing a cushion shaped like Deadpool’s buttocks attached to it. The Xbox logo is visible in the bottom left, and the ‘Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine’ logo along with text reading “in theaters July 26” is in the bottom right corner. In the middle, there is text reading “© 2024 20th Century Studios ©&™ 2024 MARVEL” next to the Marvel logo.
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Joe M retweeted
XBOX
@XBOX
17 Jul 2024
Make his finest asset yours Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌ Ages 18 . Ends 8/11/24. Rules: xbx.lv/4cxoA4B @Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26
Image of a custom ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Xbox Series X console with two katanas attached to the backside and a Deadpool-themed covering, set in an industrial scene. Two Deadpool-themed controllers flank the console: one facing forward and the other backward, revealing a cushion shaped like Deadpool’s buttocks attached to it. The Xbox logo is visible in the bottom left, and the ‘Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine’ logo along with text reading “in theaters July 26” is in the bottom right corner. In the middle, there is text reading “© 2024 20th Century Studios ©&™ 2024 MARVEL” next to the Marvel logo.

ALT Image of a custom ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Xbox Series X console with two katanas attached to the backside and a Deadpool-themed covering, set in an industrial scene. Two Deadpool-themed controllers flank the console: one facing forward and the other backward, revealing a cushion shaped like Deadpool’s buttocks attached to it. The Xbox logo is visible in the bottom left, and the ‘Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine’ logo along with text reading “in theaters July 26” is in the bottom right corner. In the middle, there is text reading “© 2024 20th Century Studios ©&™ 2024 MARVEL” next to the Marvel logo.

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Joe M@neogreenlantern
11 May 2024
Either Better Health sponsors most podcasts or the fact they sponsor the ones I like is a sign.
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Joe M retweeted
XBOX
@XBOX
23 Apr 2024
An Xbox with an X-Gene?! Follow & RT with #Xbox97Sweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & controller combo, plus an extra controller, inspired by Marvel Animation’s #XMen97, now streaming on @DisneyPlus. 18 . Ends 5/20/24. Rules: xbx.lv/3QaIoBC
A custom X-Men 97 comic-themed Xbox Series X and packaged Wolverine-themed Xbox controller beside each other on a blue and white background with speed lines. There is an Xbox logo in the top-left corner and an X-Men 97 logo in the top-right. There is a small Marvel logo located in the bottom-left corner.

ALT A custom X-Men 97 comic-themed Xbox Series X and packaged Wolverine-themed Xbox controller beside each other on a blue and white background with speed lines. There is an Xbox logo in the top-left corner and an X-Men 97 logo in the top-right. There is a small Marvel logo located in the bottom-left corner.

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Joe M@neogreenlantern
29 Mar 2024
If a 4 legged animal played soccer could they use their front paws?
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Joe M retweeted
Parks And Cons
@ParksAndCons
18 Mar 2024
In celebration of #WonderCon, we have a new swag bag giveaway! Just RT & follow to enter! #Funko #Marvel #Disney #HarryPotter #Bleach #Pokemon #WallE
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Everyone loves #AkiraToriyama's work on DB/DBZ but I don't think he got enough credit for his robot/mech designs. While most manga would go for this sleek looking designs he gave us some clunky steampunk-esque Mechs/robots with a whole lot of personality.
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Joe M retweeted
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@XBOX
23 Feb 2024
Imagine playing Palworld on THIS Follow and RT with #PalworldXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Palworld Xbox Series S, 4 custom controllers, and a 3 Month Game Pass Ultimate Code. Ages 18 . Ends 3/17/24. Rules: xbx.lv/3OSgwBv
Thumbnail image featuring a custom Xbox Series S themed around Palworld, standing upright. In front of it, four wireless controllers, also customized with Palworld themes, are displayed. The background is white. Both the Xbox and Palworld logos are prominently placed in the top right corner.

ALT Thumbnail image featuring a custom Xbox Series S themed around Palworld, standing upright. In front of it, four wireless controllers, also customized with Palworld themes, are displayed. The background is white. Both the Xbox and Palworld logos are prominently placed in the top right corner.

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Joe M@neogreenlantern
27 Dec 2023
I've been really good with keeping up with my fitness this year so my new year's resolution will be to try every one of the Hot Ones Hot Pockets.
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Joe M@neogreenlantern
22 Dec 2023
#MicrosoftStoreUltimateBarbieSweepstakes
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Joe M retweeted
XBOX
@XBOX
17 Nov 2023
The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox! Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller. Ages 18 . Ends 12/13/23. Rules: xbx.lv/47iZyTV
Blue graphic with a Bluey-themed custom Xbox Series X and controller in the middle. There is a logo lockup in the top right corner that juxtaposes the Bluey the Videogame and Xbox logos separated by a thin line. Fineprint in the bottom left corner reads "BLUEY TM and BLUEY character logos TM & © Ludo Studio Pty Ltd 2018. Licensed by BBC Studios. BBC logo TM & © BBC 1996.

ALT Blue graphic with a Bluey-themed custom Xbox Series X and controller in the middle. There is a logo lockup in the top right corner that juxtaposes the Bluey the Videogame and Xbox logos separated by a thin line. Fineprint in the bottom left corner reads "BLUEY TM and BLUEY character logos TM & © Ludo Studio Pty Ltd 2018. Licensed by BBC Studios. BBC logo TM & © BBC 1996.

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Joe M retweeted
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@XBOX
13 Nov 2023
Now that looks delicious 🤤 Follow and RT with #XboxWonkaSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @WonkaMovie Xbox Series X & display, Edible Chocolate controller & chocolates! #WonkaMovie Only in theaters December 15 Ages 18 . Ends 12/14/23. Rules: xbx.lv/3QXRNNm
Image of custom Wonka Xbox controller chocolates in a chocolate box, custom Wonka Xbox Series X and chocolate store themed console display on a rose-colored background. The Wonka logo along with “Only in Theaters December 15” and Xbox logo are in the top-right corner.

ALT Image of custom Wonka Xbox controller chocolates in a chocolate box, custom Wonka Xbox Series X and chocolate store themed console display on a rose-colored background. The Wonka logo along with “Only in Theaters December 15” and Xbox logo are in the top-right corner.

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There should be a wrestling themed Mexican Restaurant called the Lunchador.
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FYE@officialfye
2 Aug 2023
GIVEAWAY! 🐢🍕 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back in the new movie @TMNTMovie! See how you can enter for a chance to win these @youtooz plush! How to Enter: 1. Follow @FYE and @youtooz  2. Like and re-tweet the post Good luck! *must have a US mailing address *
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