okay so we all know you have a bias. but did you ever think about the fact that you could just take a stupid quiz that can tell you who it actually SHOULD be? well you're in luck!!!
uquiz.com/6KSg8K
what slightly irritating gift you're getting from me based on your 8turn bias!!
(a low effort thread because i think we deserve it after everything we went through this past week) (also bc christmas is soon) (...ish)
a lenticular bookmark (idk i just really want a bookmark and making it lenticular makes it infinitely cooler)
it could even say "take my hand" on one side and "don't let go" on the other