Former Network Engineer, JNCIE-ENT #368; Employer: @Oracle (ex @Twitter, @Brocade and @JuniperNetworks). Tweets are my own: 1/3 Tech 1/3 Music 1/3 ShitPoss
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ALT A text conversation with my exhausted boss. Her vibe is “begrudgingly supportive. “ My vibe is “obnoxiously enthusiastic.” The conversation goes: Me: I have a plan for those seedlings the nursery gave us! Boss: the ones you’re using to teach people about forestry? Me: Hear me out - reali - tree stars Boss: Stop. Me: they’re strong. They’re beautiful. They throw shade. They wear luxurious fir coats. Boss: I really can’t keep defending you.
ALT The real house firs of Washington! Five conifer seedlings stand proudly in terracotta pots that have bedazzled to look like glamorous gowns. That has to be the first time that sentence was written in the history of the English language.
ALT Mocking Spongebob meme If all these people were important, why hasn't Twitter gone down?
ALT Raw ingredients of celery, carrots, potatoes and garlic being prepped for stew
ALT 2lbs of beef sitting in the bottom of the slow cooker
ALT All the meat, vegetables and saucy liquid magic combined and ready to slow cook for 4 hours on high!
ALT MacBook pro with a large sticker of JR "Bob" Dobbs on it.
