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~clxtch @ney2maa

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France aint winning shit 🀣🀣
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Bro, why does nobody talk about the fact that Messi has been the highest-rated or one of the highest-rated players on virtually every football rating platform for 15 years? That level of consistency is absurd.
WhoScored
@WhoScored
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Highest-rated players of the last three World Cups: ⭐️ πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· Lionel Messi (8.25) - 2022 Qatar πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ Eden Hazard (8.13) - 2018 Russia πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ James RodrΓ­guez (8.34) - 2014 Brazil
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Just saw the script for the Argentina Algeria match. It’s gonna be a 1-1 draw. Messi with an assist.
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i love this midget sm man

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@ney2maa
Jun 14
how do people still not get it? the uglier he shows up, the better he plays (except 18/19)
SAM@fcb_s_a_m
Jun 13
why can't he show up like this at once in a world cup
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@ney2maa
Jun 11
Yamal and Wemby stuck with bunch of losers man. They should both be a UCL/NBA champ by now
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@ney2maa
Jun 11
How did people allow the NBA to get away with such insane amounts of breaks, ads and timeouts? There gotta be a change ffs
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@ney2maa
Jun 10
whole tl back to praising Messi 😭😭😭❀️❀️❀️
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@ney2maa
Jun 10
people forget he CHOSE to go to MLS
Ξ› πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@TotalLM10i
Jun 10
Lionel Messi Vs Iceland Ready for the World Cup.
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@ney2maa
Jun 10
Messi has won everything there is to win. Has scored over 900 goals and yet still I get nervous when he’s about to take a penalty… wtf man
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@CrewsMat10
Jun 10
LESS THAN A MINUTE AFTER COMING ON, MESSI CREATES A CHANCE THAT LEAD TO A PENALTY FOR ARGENTINA 😳πŸ”₯

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@ney2maa
Jun 10
I swear Messi brings another type of energy to the game. The players look like they tripled their energy levels lol
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@ney2maa
Jun 10
Messi on for 1 minute and he immediately plays a 1 on 1 pass for Lautaro lol. Idk what to say man u just have to watch him
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@ney2maa
Jun 10
Messi been acting weird man. Something tells me he’s not gonna want to play full 90 minutes every game…
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bro why are Messi fans so lazy? 😭 they have the stats, achievements, eye test all in their side and they still rarely prop him anymore. They’re like jordan fans, so fkn quiet compared to other fanbases.
FIFA World Cup
@FIFAWorldCup
Jun 9
2️⃣ days to go. Lionel Messi is the only player to win two #FIFAWorldCup adidas Golden Ball awards πŸ†πŸ†
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de paul is not real 😭😭😭
Inter Miami News Hub
@Intermiamicfhub
Jun 7
🚨Watch: Lionel Messi gets bored and nutmegs Rodrigo De Paul in training 😭 De Paul’s reaction says it all 🀣🐐πŸ”₯
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messi failed as a marketer man. the people who surrounded him were all useless. he let the media walk all over him making them compare others to him
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
Jun 5
🚨 𝗖𝗒𝗠𝗣𝗔π—₯π—œπ—¦π—’π—‘: Lionel Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo, World Cup edition! 🌍
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@ney2maa
Jun 2
πŸš¨πŸ’£πŸŽ™οΈ Eden Hazard on Messi vs Ronaldo: β€œI play for Real Madrid, so if I say Messi, they’re gonna kill me” And he still chose Messi 😭😭😭
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bro why does all my little nephews and cousins not rock with Messi? 😭😭 they hate that ngga with passion. They love Ronaldo Neymar and even Yamal, but never a peep for Messi
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