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The Modern Day Picasso of Football vm.tiktok.com/ZNRGvd4b8/
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People don’t understand the amount of holes this guy covered in the past 16 years. Without him we’d be Italy right now. I’m only put Pelé, Garrincha & Ronaldo above him.
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This coming out right after the uk reveals they plan to use ai in the police force and courts is scary as hell and should be a wake up call
JUST IN: UK police launch criminal investigation into officer accused of using AI to “create evidence”
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South Asia in location, laffed, rich of you to talk. What footballing pedigree do you niggas actually have 9 times out 10 it’s these Indians or Nigerians or their neighbours regurgitating absolutely nonsense when they didn’t even qualify. At least Nigerians have some ballers tho
Brazil 2026 is basically Argentina 2018
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What a legend, he’s totally unhinged fr just like me, wildly intolerant of slights “You dare mess with me”
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Renan Lodi tied knots in Neymar's shoes as the start of a series of pranks 👟 Neymar slashed Lodi's car tires in response 😅 (via @neymarjr)
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This app is so scuffed to the point that old DM’s and requests are getting buried/shadowbanned or spawning in delayed

ALT Plaque Boy Max Don'T Do It GIF

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fiquei o jogo todo esperando o pardal do ancelotti colocar o endrick

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The nonchalant gimmick Ancelotti is playing with Endrick I’m really starting to despise when he’s arguably one of our most in form players when platformed I suspect he has a personal vendetta against him starting from the Real Madrid era, or he’s doing “preserve minutes” gimmick
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Neymar made a team of this level competitive for nearly 15 years
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Asked “Raphinha” to at least halfway match his “Visca Barca” performances on the international level

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Personally would’ve taken Richarlison and Joao Pedro over Igor Thiago and Martinelli, but fairs
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Raphinha and Vini have now flipped (for the NT/Seleção), Raphinha is genuinely embarrassingly bad I guess that Balon Dor placement robbery made him lose his head, was done dirtier than Vini
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13 Apr 2021
ICI C’EST PARIS MON AMI @LParedss
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Replying to @neymarjr @jefutyuwu
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Obrigado meu DEUS … obrigado por me fazer viver isso mais uma vez 💙💚💛🇧🇷
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Samba en estado puro. Neymar. 2014. 🇧🇷✨ #CopaMundialFIFA
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Neymar na #CopaDoMundoFIFA 2014, uma força da natureza 🇧🇷
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Insane how so many “conspiracy theories” have been coming to fruition in reality, maybe predictive programming deadass wasn’t a gimmick
We used to write dystopian science fiction about this, you know.
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Neymar. 2014. 🇧🇷🤩 Nostálgico!
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