@UMNRobotics alum, Googler, @FIRSTweets MC, GA, mentor, @UMNews Grad, Extrovert and (probably) not a brain in a vat. Obviously, comments are my own. (he/him)

Joined January 2008
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13 Feb 2023
I don't care about football, but finding out what happened in the Superbowl only via memes and tweets is fun, like a puzzle. So far: - Some people are salty about the grass - The halftime show had platforms that looked like a smash bros stage - There were some controversial calls
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The world needs fewer people shouting robot while walking in front of their robot carts, and more robot carts equipped with speakers playing smooth jazz
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I knew a girl once who coded the best backdoors. She'd give them out for free, but recently she's moved to selling them. If you go to Venice Beach she has a stall near the pier. That's right. She sells C shells on the sea shore.
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10 Jun 2022
Is someone who creates online video content about underground plant bits called a Tubertuber?
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31 May 2022
We as a society should just agree to celebrate enough holidays to have one every other week. Insert some to commemorate important things, maybe a few frivolous ones for good measure. The three day weekends would be *glorious*
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21 Apr 2022
5 years apart, not much has changed, still a dynamic Houston championship @FTCTeams Game Announcing Duo! #omgrobots
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This is horrifying, and I’m going to thread resources below about how you can help in this situation and/or what resources you can use if you’re an affirming parent or educator in Texas right now
Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers. He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see.
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11 Feb 2022
How to lie with data: a tale of two axes
How the year started. [Jan 3] How it’s going. [Today] (via JPMorgan)
Community note
Scales on the two side by side plots are off by 5x, giving a completely different impression than the underlying number
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10 Jan 2022
I understand why this is so addictive ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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20 Jan 2022
This was a really good one Wordle 215 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Linux isn't magic, it's sudo science.
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of startup pitch meetings and then asked it to re-create a startup pitch meeting of its own. Here is the first page.
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People keep using "the 20s" to refer to a decade that inherited a global respiratory pandemic, then lots of things got seemingly better before getting much, much worse, and I think we should all agree to refer to the present decade as the 203rd decade BCE, to avoid any confusion
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25 Nov 2021
Some day when I have kids, I want to teach them that the day after Thanksgiving is the day it's tradition to study the remnants of the eastern Roman empire, and that's why, in the week leading up to it, everyone wishes them a happy Turkey Day.
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18 Oct 2021
Oh look, it's the only graph people need to see.
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Kojima signing his own sample copy of a director's cut re-release of Death Stranding is the most Kojima thing ever. He'll never change and that makes me so happy.
Death Stranding DC sample has arrived, so I signed. πŸŒˆπŸ¦€πŸŸπŸ‹πŸ¬β˜”οΈπŸŒ±πŸ‘»πŸŒͺπŸ’€πŸ‘ΆπŸ‘πŸŽ¬
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If Paleo is so good why are all the cavemen dead?
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30 Jun 2021
Weapon Of Mass Destruction Found Dead At 88 bit.ly/3hd14zD
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