Even my bacon looks like that fat, greasy pig of a president. He ruins everything.

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The self-proclaimed King of Venezuela, Donnie Bananas

Failing up

#84 on the list of ways Daniel Ortega and Donald Trump are similar: using Venezuelan oil profits to create their own personal slush-fund that’s free from congressional oversight and controls.

These are recklessly unserious people

PUBLICACION DE AGORA COLOMBIA Los ejércitos no se apagan solos. Los radares no fallan todos al mismo tiempo. Las órdenes no desaparecen por accidente. Alguien decidió no actuar. Y en los regímenes cerrados, eso solo ocurre cuando el líder ya no garantiza poder, protección ni futuro. 📷 ¿Por qué Maduro no estaba en un búnker? Porque los búnkeres solo sirven cuando hay lealtad absoluta. Cuando el miedo cambia de bando, ni el concreto protege. El poder real no está en las paredes, está en quienes están dispuestos a defenderte… y esta vez, no apareció nadie. 📷 ¿Hubo negociación? No hay pruebas públicas. Pero en política, la neutralidad también es una decisión. No defender no es lo mismo que traicionar, pero el resultado es idéntico: el líder queda solo. 📷 Estados Unidos mostró fuerza, sí. Pero el mensaje más potente no vino del cielo, vino del suelo venezolano: un régimen que no fue defendido por quienes debía proteger.

There is a reason Venezuelans are not celebrating in the streets of Caracas: The regime is still in power.

Trump and Maduro should be forced to fight each other in a cage.

Why wasn’t Diosdado Cabello, named throughout the indictment as a leader of Vzla’s narco network & “one of the most powerful officials,” targeted in the raid that collared Maduro & wife? Not only has US left the regime in power, it also left the smarter half of cartel leadership

It’s becoming increasingly clear that this was never about “ liberating Venezuela.” it’s a Trump oil grab. And that can only happen if Venezuela remains under dictatorship. The Chavistas traded oil and Maduro’s head for entrenched power and profit share

Nicaragua’s co-dictators are so isolated and deep in hiding their own official media outlet has to cite Venezuelan officials to know what they’re up to

Still no word from Ortega regime.

Clase montaje, maje

My guess is things in Venezuela are not as they appear at first blush. Maduro was no Chavez— he was not a cult-of-personality autocrat, even though he tried to be. The regime has a deeper bench and Maduro was arguably one of the weaker links in the leadership

Nicaraguan state media reporting reactions from Cuba and Russia, but not from Managua. Anybody awake over there in El Carmen?

Who gave up Maduro? Diosdado? Padrino? Let’s see if this is actual regime change or a coup facilitated by los yanquis

America hates this man

Nailed it! First take!