javascripteur, former expatriot astronomer, duplo architect
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24 Aug 2022
man, 20 percent chance this picture is the last thing I do on twitter
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18 Aug 2022
I asked for 'house music' at the MRI, which was met with confusion so I just asked for 'techno'. that ended up being really dark and aggressive, and the beating of the music against the magnet noises plus mild claustrophobia was like opening a portal to a bad dimension
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10 Aug 2022
because I'm a middle aged guy who mountain bikes, and therefore wear a GoPro at most times, I was able to show the orthopedist the exact moment of my wrist incident. they were so impressed.
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8 Aug 2022
I watched Prey and I've arrived at an undeniable truth: I have never liked a predator movie, not even one of them
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2 Aug 2022
need a better way to keep up with articles from people whose writing I like. resentful of how splitting a peach with my kid just now fired synapses in a stupid corner of my brain.
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1 Aug 2022
of all the several unnecessary purchases I've made since 2020, the ooni pizza oven is the one I would die for
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30 Jul 2022
a real no gods no masters vibe at area beaches with no life guards
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30 Jul 2022
"it's good but that will burn your butthole"
-said to me in line at el burrito mercado
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28 Jul 2022
told the dentist I've felt pain the last couple fillings I had and wow did they go to town. not even sure where my nose is.
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26 Jul 2022
blending up the leftover breakfast melon with a little lime and having yourself a nice cocktail or mocktail while dinner cooks- this is the stuff of summer.
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24 Jul 2022
paralyzed at the hat display wondering if I've reached the dad stage of wearing a fully brimmed hat on camping trips
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Nick Moeckel retweeted
21 Jul 2022
this is dire and all but what we’re not gonna do is pretend this means don’t look up is a good movie
20 Jul 2022
A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened
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15 Jul 2022
smash that subscribe you cowards
11 Jul 2022
youtu.be/x-cyIHwBfyI Cuyunas newest trails, Bison Run and Dynamite! Unfortunately the video for Dynamite was…not up to snuff. Guess this means well just have to make another trip to #cuyuna ;)
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14 Jul 2022
fettucine- this is essentially the only standard noodle shape about which I acknowledge arguments about fresh being 'better' than dried
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11 Jul 2022
this has got to be the lowest energy press conference in all of history
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