Caveman games programmer, scary chess player, unsolved historical cipher expert, sadistic punster. Writes embedded s/w for multinationals. He/him, chaotic good.
Joined July 2008
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At last, #Frak is on sale in Steam! :-)
store.steampowered.com/app/1…
Pro tip #1: there's a Frak! game manual here:
nickpelling.com/Frak/Frak …
Pro tip #2: if you can't stand manuals, just use the ZXKOP keys. And L/R walks to the edge of platforms, and J jumps forward. Enjoy! :-)
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Here's the video for my #FinalTweet. I'm open-sourcing the text (2../n), so please feel free to adapt it how you like for your own #FinalTweet.
Who knows, maybe we can all start a trend? That would be nice. See you in the Cerulean Bloo...
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1. Trillion-dollar valuations
2. Immortality (though you'll die younger)
3. The smug knowledge that THEY. TOTES. PWN. YOU.
So don’t even think — just GIVE. Your privacy. Your dignity. Your future.
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Donate TODAY to the Billionaire Welfare Fund for a better tomorrow - well, for them, at least.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Twitter bots *are* Elon's fam.
27 Nov 2024
Exactly November 27th. I guess now it’s a tradition for Elon @elonmusk to spout off with some absurd conspiracy. Bruh, maybe spend some time with your family and take time to be thankful for your blessings.
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My new TV show has Kirsty & Phil hunting bats with painful shoulders who have been passed to the wrong vet. You're going to love "Dislocation, Echolocation, Misallocation"...
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There is an explanation but it sounds like spin.
25 Nov 2024
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The Met Office is keeping quiet about Storm Ernie. What a bunch of muppets.
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Ordering Conor McGregor to pay 250,000 euros is a real kick in the teeth.
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I met my wife in a church marquee. It was Fate.
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Kurt Vonnegut, "Player Piano", Chapter 20:
"And he sold his plans for a hundred thousand bucks and royalties, and I don't guess he has to worry about anything any more."
20 Nov 2024
Engineer builds a robot to cut his hair
📹 Shane Wighton / stuffmadehere
x.com/DamnThatsInter/status/…
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Just think, a few months ago the worst things on Twitter were Russian bots and Temu, now pretty much everything here is bad.
It's getting hard to engineer a reason to want to stay here.
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Whatever you do, don't tell @elonmusk about the Cybertruck-on-Cybertruck section on Pornhub.
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Wouldn't it be easier for President Biden to order the FBI to release a list of Republican Senators and Republican Representatives who actually pass their background checks?
Can't be more than 3 or 4 in total.
#Trump
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Nick Pelling #ukcovid=corporatemanslaughter retweeted
17 Nov 2024
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The testers on my Frankenstein game are really dragging their feet.
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