Card carrying girls girl. Tweeting for me and occasionally my friend Sophie who refuses to engage with any of you.
Joined April 2014
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7 Feb 2022
Never understood people who get angry over hot cross buns being on shelves at supermarkets a bit early. Like oh no a delicious tasty treat is available to me now?? That’s so fucked??? Grow up
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10 Aug 2023
Did u grow up in an AFL state or an NRL state? Fucken neither I grew up in a state of longing
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25 Jul 2023
if I saw this on shrooms I would kill myself
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21 Jul 2023
People say “there’s so many fish in the sea!” and i’m like yeah, that’s the problem. I’ve been on a campaign to drain the ocean ever since I discovered how big manta rays are
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15 Jul 2023
Spending my tax return on name brand anti-depressants and a podcast mic ❤️
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5 Jul 2023
Once they invent a cure for being a total slave to any and all awful whims that enter my head it is OVER for you bitches
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20 Jun 2023
Do I wanna go back to stand up comedy? or do I just need to call life line again? The tyranny of questioning rolls on
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20 Jun 2023
Catching up w an old friend who exclusively refers to me as “Dick” (short for Dickola) which is shock to a system of already fried nerves
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20 Jun 2023
If you see me eating ham from the bag in Prince Alfred Park just know I am FINE but I am NOT TO BE DISTURBED under any circumstances
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20 Jun 2023
Inventing time travel just to knock the pen out of Joan Armatrading’s hand before she could write The Weakness in Me
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19 Jun 2023
And feeling EVEN more I Dont Wanna Be Funny Anymore by Lucy Dacus rn fr
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