Guy at the gas station said: "You're in your 30's, right?"
Me: "No sir, I'm 24..."
I only bought a diet coke, not anything that required him to guess my age
I love when you ask someone about a thing they know a lot about and they start with "okay, so" because you KNOW you're about to get a novel's worth of nerd shit and it's going to be so delightful