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WebDave @nilbits

Software Engineer - ❤️ Functional Programming and gardening/hydroponics.

Joined July 2010
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WebDave@nilbits
23 Jan 2018
Hey @thunderf00t can you make a video where you shine a strong lamp at 3 balloons (pure O2, pure CO2, and 50/50) in front of your thermal camera? Would the temperature change be visible? and be simple enough for schools to educate deniers...
WebDave@nilbits
16 Jan 2018
Was having some trouble to define the domain model for a new project, so I tried something different, model only using `type` => no classes/traits/objects and it helped a lot #Scala
WebDave@nilbits
13 Jan 2018
ahh... perfect day to play with IoT and Kafka. #SatudayDev
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Justin Searls@searls
9 Jan 2018
Make sure your team is prepared for the next Slack outage. Designate an emergency meeting point (like a standing Google Hangout or GitHub pull request) where everyone can check in to confirm that they managed to escape the fire unscathed.
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WebDave@nilbits
21 Dec 2017
There’s those days when I think my wife’s awesome, then there’s those when she shows me legendary... ❤️
WebDave@nilbits
27 Nov 2017
I wonder how many #JavaScript developers exist that never had a bug avoidable by types. Do u even exist?
WebDave@nilbits
1 Nov 2017
The day I thought “how nice, I’ve never been delayed in an airport”. United: sure, how bout 5 hours stuck in Denver?
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Srigi@srigi
11 Oct 2017
"Latency Numbers Every Programmer Should Know" It is hard for humans to get the picture until you translate it to "human numbers":
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WebDave@nilbits
3 Oct 2017
It’s official, I cannot reach “Deep Developer Concentration Mode™” without some good metal 🎶 blasting in the background🔊🤘.recommendations?
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@ThePracticalDev
2 Apr 2016
As a programmer, it can be hard to explain what exactly you did all day.
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WebDave@nilbits
25 Sep 2017
“I bet you that probability class would be helpful now...” said my brain while learning “Applied probability” or “AI” as some devs call it
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Jason Matthews@frontvu
15 Sep 2017
Check out my boy @mikeroelens startup. I think it's a big deal. scholartree.ca/

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Katie Ots@katiejots
8 Sep 2017
The Mezzo Haskell EDSL for music composition produces type errors when you try to compile awful music code <3 #icfp2017
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WebDave@nilbits
6 Aug 2017
Well that was some workout! 💪To be replaced with fruit trees soon 🍎🍐🍑
WebDave@nilbits
5 Aug 2017
Randomly finding open source projects by googling words to check spelling... #OSS
WebDave@nilbits
4 Aug 2017
When your apple 🍎 comes with sprouted seeds, plant them 😉 these are about 1 month old, and even forgot to water them a few times 😛
WebDave@nilbits
4 Aug 2017
To decrypt I obviously need a password that can only be provided by admins. Admin's gone for the weeken. #HappyFriday
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.@tsion
2 Aug 2017
1997: your lightbulb emits more heat than light 2017: your lightbulb is a futuristic color LED currently DDoSing GitHub on behalf of the PRC
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