Bring Him Back.

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

yeah you can say I’m a gamer 😏

the blue culvers barn has fallen

まんまるライチョウ

silly silly guy

At the critter design laboratory and I just keep turning up the "muppet" dial on anteaters and everyone is too busy to notice

Xbox Pet Relief Station

Someone came running into my DM's saying " ZEN ITS 6/7 DAY" and then I did this to them

#moricalliope #Calliolive #calliomeme #hololive #vtuber

昨日の雨のおかげで、庭のビオトープの水が綺麗になった。

lmao

pls look at this wooper print i got at the street fair :’) art by geeky.stop on insta!