Writer, theatre producer & founder of Conspirators' Kitchen Theatre. Arsenal FC. Fan of the disrupters, the curious and the mavericks.
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Jun 2
Same morons who didn’t support us in 2006 when we played Wengers free flowing football so they can shut it when it comes to the “beautiful game”.
What it reveals is that Arsenal play anti football and real fans want to see the beautiful game
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May 31
Strange that the Anfield papers know better than the Met Police.
May 31
[🟢] NEW: Around 400,000 fans attended Arsenal’s Premier League parade today, significantly lower than the 1.3 million who turned out for Liverpool’s parade last year.
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Estimates from independent sources have Arsenal parade attendance numbers upwards of 1million, with several sources noting that would be the largest in British history, a record previously held by Liverpool (750,000)
theguardian.com/football/2026/…
thesun.co.uk/sport/39270789…
telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…
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May 31
Radu is getting very salty now. He talks about corruption forgetting the 115 charges facing Man Cheaty. Poor Radu.
May 31
The reality is, Arsenal have played 2 finals this season and have lost both. Convincingly. They also failed to defeat City this season.
Enjoy your manufactured corrupted PGMOL title. Nobody remembers shit champions.
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May 31
I see Mystic Meg’s still about.
In fairness to Arsenal, they have been conditioned to getting soft penalties like the Madueke one this season so will be hard to take. They are a brilliant defensive team but next season will have more decisions against them
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Nirjay Mahindru retweeted
May 31
My heart is still here and it’s heavy. They Robbed us on the biggest stage again.
May 30
Define Robbery
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May 31
Mr Packham, is of course, a truth teller and would never spin bullshit to anyone.
May 30
Remember the old days when we were part of Europe . . . before the Brexit liars won out . . . but then as we queue the economy crumbles as a result too . Lesson - don’t believe their lies ! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xw…
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May 31
Salty spurs tears from a side that avoided the drop by a whisker.
May 30
Arsenal are horrible. How this standard of football can win the league, let alone, the Champions League demonstrates how far the game has fallen. Rank football.
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May 31
Note how Radu uses the word “officially” as if by using the word, it’s simply the truth. If Radu was “officially” honest, he’d much rather be Champions of England than winners of the cups, but his salty tears are too much for him. Let’s see what 115 charges “officially” result in
May 30
Manchester City have officially had a better season than Arsenal.
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May 31
Here’s who I think #Arsenal should sell. 1. Reiss Nelson. 2. Fabio Viera. 3. Gabriel Jesus. 4. Ben White. 5. Trossard.
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May 29
Glen thinks he’s smart by quoting “facts”. Only problem…Glen seems to have missed some facts out. Poor Glen. The “facts” Glen, don’t care about your salty tears.
May 29
Just a quick fact …..
West Ham and Crystal Palace have both won a trophy in Europe before Arsenal ……..
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May 29
That’s fine Daryn. Equally, I believe in following the football and FFP rules…sorry Man Cheaty…let’s see how you fare with the 115 charges. #pepknows
May 27
I'm a Manchester City fan, but try to support other British clubs in Europe. Last week I roared Aston Villa on to victory, the same with Palace tonight. But Saturday? I'm PSG all the way - sorry Arsenal. Actually...not sorry.
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May 29
Bitter David’s putting the trophies that Man Cheaty “won”. Let’s see the verdict of the 115 charges against them.
May 27
We won this in One year btw
No premier league club has ever done this in a year
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May 29
Watching someone younger than a young Rooney put a goal past them has shattered Lea.
The whole of England supported Aston Villa and they won the Europa League
The whole of England supported Crystal Palace and they won the Conference League
Over to you PSG, the whole of England are supporting you 🤝
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May 29
Says player that never won the Premier league.
May 29
'You can’t be a truly elite club without winning the Champions League', writes @Carra23
Now Mikel Arteta’s side has the chance to be pioneers and become immortal 👇
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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May 27
Poor Bill. It’s just too much.
May 27
After winning their trophy through set pieces and refereeing bias;
Arsenal are delaying their parade for an almost guaranteed defeat. Toying with their own fans. Muppets;
Awful team to watch, awful fans, awful manager.
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May 27
Deluded and oh so bitter Mehul forgets his team face not one, but 115 charges of cheating their way to previous titles. Mehul supported them during the dark days, he’s no glory hunter.
I think it really matters HOW you win the league. Arsenal's title has got little to no coverage, no eulogies from the media and no respect from rival fans. There are no dominant victories to talk about, no standout performers and the football they played was largely uninspiring. They were basically the least worst team in the division and in the end, hobbled over the line with some lucky decisions going in their favour.
City's farewell for Pep and the players has got significantly more attention.
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May 26
How will we cope?
Not one single Premier League team has congratulated Arsenal on winning the Premier League Title*
That’s how universally disliked Arsenal Football Club is.
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Nirjay Mahindru retweeted
May 26
Arsenal are champions, and @piersmorgan is everywhere.
A nightmare summer for Tottenham fans awaits…
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