Agave Spirit Guide and everything else. Occasional writer and lawyer. The Cabinet Mezcal Bar.

Joined January 2010
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Haven’t posted here much the past few years, but I’m essentially finished here. If you’re on Bluesky, come find me. bsky.app/profile/noaharenste…

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Congratulations to #IACPAwards Finalists in the Narrative Beverage Writing Food Writing category: @nmarenstein, @megmaker, and Kevin Day.
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He fucked a fridge, didn’t he?
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Weeks after dealing with false accusations that he had sex with a couch, GOP vice presidential candidate JD Vance is now facing a fresh controversy. cincinnati.com/story/news/po…
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I have wanted to pull off this costume for a long time. Make your dreams a reality.
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I had five months to think about Killers of the Flower Moon's stunning ending. If you're still wrestling with it, this might help. slate.com/culture/2023/10/ki…
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Denisse Lina Chavez's famous meatballs, 2014
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This Saturday at The Cabinet in the east village… really excited to be hosting this event! #mezcal
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16 Oct 2023
There is only one martini on the menu at the Long Island Bar, but for people who know Phil Ward, or at least know to ask, he’ll be happy to serve you his latest creation — especially if you first think you won’t like it trib.al/lGPW8ER
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Still occasionally posting here! I’m doing a tasting in NYC this Thursday of some of my favorite mezcales. Definitely worth checking out’
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13 Sep 2023
‘DO NOT SERVE THIS MAN’: This Diner Only Has A Picture Of Richard Kind Hanging On The Wall Because He Dined And Dashed There clickhole.com/do-not-serve-t…
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so crazy that everyone is talking about beach plov, the biggest food trend of summer 2023
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Only watching Olyphant-based tv atm
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there’s exactly two types of American and both want to die in a bloodbath in a Walmart super center
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Elon Musk’s handling of Twitter is nothing short of a Duketastrophe!
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Map of Ohio using ethnically drawn borders instead of those drawn by imperial powers
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