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Coding agents make it really tempting to work on everything, but the code itself is only a representation of how thoughtful the inputs are. The hardest part has never been coding, but rather deciding what's actually worth doing wsj.com/tech/ai/openai-chatg…
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.@joinkaizen just crossed a major milestone: 1,000,000 workflows automated. That represents over 4 million browser minutes — roughly 70,000 hours, or more than 8 years of operational work automated on Kaizen. Btw, @joinkaizen created this image for me!
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describing your service as a utility is like calling your website a portal. almost a derogatory word I would only reserve for my worst enemies
🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”
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Datacenters in 2050
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Let me explain what just happened, because I don’t think people realize how INSANE this is. > Cortical Labs put 200,000 real human brain cells onto a silicon chip and trained them to play Doom in just one week. > Each CL1 system costs $35,000. > A rack of 30 units consumes only 850–1,000 watts combined. > The human brain operates on 20 watts. > Large AI training clusters burn through megawatts. >Backed by In-Q-Tel. 115 units began shipping in 2025. > Cortical Labs is selling “Wetware as a Service” through Cortical Cloud, letting developers deploy code remotely to living human neurons with no lab required, > priced like a software subscription but powered by real brain cells grown from adult skin and blood samples. > it isn’t about gaming, it’s about biological computing that could eventually outperform traditional silicon in energy efficiency and adaptability. This is getting really scary and we’re still at the very beginning.
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In the “is software dead?” debate, the idea that customers will just build everything themselves misses an important nuance in the build vs. buy calculus — and that nuance is what determines which companies are actually defensible. My take: open.substack.com/pub/nmfaul…

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2 weeks ago, we rebuilt our entire product. "Browser automation" fell short of our mission to eliminate all repetitive knowledge work. The new Kaizen is the ultimate digital employee: always on, extremely capable, continually learning. Sign up for access in the tweet below.
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Humans invented software to free ourselves from manual work. Somehow, we still waste billions of hours clicking across websites. Today, @joinkaizen launches to fulfill that original promise. Announcing our $4M raise from @8VC and the public launch of the Kaizen platform.
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Settle an argument: is your second wordle word entirely different letters than your first or do you use the yellow letters from the first
hey that’s my sister! go Kristen!
15 Apr 2021
From Alaska to the Kwaremont, read the full story on the rise of @FaulknerKristen By @cyclingtips cyclingtips.com/2021/04/from…
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12 Oct 2018
‼️ ALCS TICKET ALERT ‼️ RT by 3pm ET for a chance to win a pair of ALCS Game 1 tickets! 🎟
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9 Oct 2018
I would like to kiss Nathan Eovaldi right on the lips. What a dominant start
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28 Sep 2018
THERE'S A GAME TONIGHT!!!!
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There is no “make adjustment” to the way you tackle. Even in a perfect form tackle the body is led by the head. The rule is idiotic And should be dismissed immediately. When you watch rugby players tackle they are still lead by their head. Will be flag football soon.
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Help me out...
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The Red Sox’ 71 wins are their most ever through the first 102 games of a season. Boston is 40 games above .500 (71-31) for the first time since the 1949 club was a season-best 96-56. The Sox are a season-best 6.0 games ahead of the Yankees in the AL East.
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If Carmelo Anthony goes to the Houston Rockets I’ll buy NBA 2k19 for everyone who RT this...and yes, I’m serious. @Ronnie2K get this message out! #Melo #XB1 #PS4
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4 Jul 2018
Happy Birthday, America! Today, let us remember our common identity, deepest values and highest aspirations. Out of many, one. So much of our greatness is yet to come. 🇺🇸
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