Noah (he/him) | 29 | community organizer, socialist, irregular writer, internationalist demon twunk; @DSASocMaj 🇵🇷🌹

Joined August 2015
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DSA-LA elections are happening—I’m asking all DSA-LA members to vote for me and the Left Coast slate—@DSASocMaj and @DSACommunists members and a slew of independents running on a unity slate to turn our chapter into a mass movement, fight fascism, and win socialism! More below:
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JCO putting “Wemby” in quotes (twice!) is infinitely more devastating than any of the dozens of brutal and witty epithets I heard hurled at his gangly ass over the last two weeks
parallel with the Knicks' extraordinary penchant for magically rallying, coming-up-from-behind to triumph at virtually the last minute was the weirdly fascinating drama of "Wemby" on the court distinctive not only by his height but the thinness of his body which appeared, beside his teammates, almost pre-pubescent, lacking maturity. no matter where you looked, there was always "Wemby" charging about anticipating an opening to shove, push someone with a solid adult body with a baby-faced look of insouciance: "Who? Me? I' m just a kid."
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they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night
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Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀
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This is what bigotry does to you, unfortunately. It permeates everything, your whole life, so you can never behave normally again.
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just… ew….
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is quite green this morning. For @Bloomberg photos. gettyimages.com/search/2/ima…
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I’ve lived in and around DC since 1993. I’ve photographed the Reflecting Pool but have never seen it look this bad. Bravo, Trump. My photos are from Obama era.
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is quite green this morning. For @Bloomberg photos. gettyimages.com/search/2/ima…
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Was out to lunch last week and there was a baby that was sitting in the stroller with the tablet on watching bright colored slop. nobody engaging with them. Nobody picking them up nobody talking to them, just them watching the tablet for like 50 minutes.
The iPad kid epidemic is going to be looked back on as one of the biggest parenting mistakes of the 2010s and 2020s....
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You can always tell when people that are not from this area when they try to ‘improve’ things in an estuary environment
The Reflecting Pool is currently experiencing an algae outgrowth, indicating high pH conditions. Such a high pH is known to strip paint, potentially ruining Trump's $14M paint renovation.
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really excited to purchase petroleum products from saudi aramco as a result of world cup advertising
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Literally the most unsettling sound on earth. Shit sounds like a horror movie soundtrack.
Sure to impact animal and human reproduction...mark my words. Poor guy saw his home's value drop to essentially zero. Ain't no one buying a house to deal with that noise 24/7
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No they won’t. The tech oligarchs are the most useless set of elites imaginable. No set of rich people in American history have been as useless a drain on society as they have
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The 10,000 San Franciscans who are about to become millionaires in 2026 are going to fund a new generation of art, architecture and ideas that will shape the world
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CALAMITY: I had a huge breakout on the right side of my face right before the LA Pride Parade
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also thank u @Devon_OnEarth
new BONUS EPISODE about THE MOVIES with @noahpasaran
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sign up to canvass at dsa.la/canvass (as soon as we restart canvassing post primary)
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It's good to spend a few hours online each day so you know which people have "elite ball knowledge" and who has "the mandate of heaven"
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Mamdani on the viral "my mayor's Muslim" Knicks fan: "Thanks to him, there are a lot of people who have just been running up to me over the last few weeks just shouting, 'My Mayor's Muslim!' I said, 'It's true. I am.'"
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Maoist leader LivingForGod AndCountry DeMott has simply retreated to the wilderness to wage a protracted people’s war against nationalist stooge Barack Obama Shaw
Head-to-head county map between Barack Obama Shaw and LivingForGod AndCountry DeMott
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Come on man, you live in 2026. Name a pro-life politician who would vote for something called the Trans Bill of Rights
Replying to @dilanesper
And if there is some pro-life politician sympathetic to trans kids, why alienate them and lose their support by throwing non-germane abortion stuff in the bill? You pass laws with addition,not subtraction!
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