I’m the Michael Jordan of drinking brf
Joined December 2014
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Noah Schweinsberg retweeted
19 Apr 2025
WHIPPET JOCKEY
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28 Feb 2025
Bring back bar fit checks. I’ll start #Expand
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Noah Schweinsberg retweeted
30 Jan 2025
Cover me I’m going in
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Noah Schweinsberg retweeted
21 Aug 2024
Yes mom, I have fruits and vegetables
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Noah Schweinsberg retweeted
23 May 2024
This is bad. Weed makes you an idiot and alcohol makes you a genius and cures most diseases and gives you ideas for cool tricks to do in your car.
22 May 2024
Daily marijuana use outpaces daily drinking in the US, a new study says apnews.com/article/marijuana…
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Noah Schweinsberg retweeted
26 Apr 2024
The plan:
- ask the boys what the move is
- get 0 replies (they have a chat without me)
- have 2 beers
- start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another
- another beer
- double text to the chat and don’t get a response
- 3 more beers
- darkness sets in
- stare at the void
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Noah Schweinsberg retweeted
29 Feb 2024
Im warning you this look is tough to maintain
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15 Feb 2024
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Noah Schweinsberg retweeted
14 Feb 2024
Happy Valentine's Day to my ride or die
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Noah Schweinsberg retweeted
28 Jan 2024
sorry bro, we gotta do what the sign says, i really don’t want to get in trouble
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Noah Schweinsberg retweeted
26 Jan 2024
maybe life will get better if i drink 5 beers under 20 minutes
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