carpe diem 🤘
Joined July 2022
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I firmly believe that if you get Diarrhea more than like... once every 10 years. Something is seriously wrong with your body.
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autocorrect capitalizing Diarrhea because I've been writing a fanfic that introduces a character named Diarrhea(no relation)
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Guy who can buy a bunch of bullshit expensive vehicles off of making absurdly silly videos online tells you you're supposed to be miserable as a man.
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People forget that any hot chick is capable of becoming this woman. It's inside many of them. And they're only functional because they haven't started degrading in looks yet, the only thing allowing people to give her a chance. Stay safe out there boys.
Jun 4
Ex-TikTok star opens up about living in the streets & reveals that she spends all $600 she makes daily from selling herself on dr*gs 😮💔
“I don’t sleep, I don’t eat. I get up, I go [sell] myself for money and then I come back & cop [dr*gs], and repeat.”
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lovely sweaty pits maddam
how your girlfriend looks at "her rapist" after running into him in the grocery store a year and a half later
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she's kind of perfect. too bad she's not a virgin
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Do you think the people who participate in these little booth debates passionately are going to look back at a video of them doing it like "man, i was so cool when i did that"
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the pantied stage rn
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there's a glock in my rari
Kelis shows off a collectible art piece she created, which is a Black version of Woody from “Toy Story.”
(🎥 Kelis /Make it Brown/ IG)
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Man, I love boys that are girls.
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Gamers just usually prefer video games when they're playing a video game.
May 9
the fail state for me is how the scene doesn't hit or simply isn't cool if I fuck it up, the fact I didn't encounter any "fail states" on my run of this during my playthrough was what made it such a highlight.
gamers in 2026 simply hate whimsy and that's fine but just say so.
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something odd about this and it has nothing to do with the crash lol
May 8
A schoolbus, stopping in front of a residential home, is rear ended by a full size truck that doesn’t slow down at all.
Head on a swivel, gang.
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Chud is chimping out
May 8
ChudTheBuilder just MACED a guy after getting his hat smacked off his head during a heated argument 😳
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People just really want there to be more stimulus checks and reasons to not go outside. That's all this is.
May 6
The sad truth is if this Hantavirus stuff actually starts spreading fr we are so fucked bc the amount of people who didn't take 2020 seriously, refused to mask, made fun of people for masking, and still think the whole thing is a hoax are going to cause even more harm this time
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Prolly one of the best perks of being irresistible is fucking with a girl by doing weird shit to her to entertain yourself at her expense and knowing it won't change her mind
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What benefits do third world immigrants serve except it allows billionaires to have employees they can happily pay less?
May 5
Bryan Cranston tells Rainn Wilson America’s downfall will be a lack of inclusion, adding he won’t support racism or any form of exclusion 👀🤔
“You can’t call this the greatest country when it has a severe scar that won’t heal until we look back and ask, ‘What did we do?’”
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I have no opinions on Chirk's assassination being real or not.
But how does mimicking it with special effects prove anything? That's the whole point of good practical effects. To mimic as good as possible.
Keep telling me I can't do it.
I'm about to figure out how to do the wound without a prosthetic.
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I'm a trans ally and all(love trans girls)
but you are not a lesbian. You're just dating a sissy faggot
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I know she gonna be mad transphobic when they get into a serious argument
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