professional negger
Joined August 2018
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18 May 2025
Look at all these slugs. Everyone’s a fuckin idiot but me.
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Jun 13
it’s hard to explain how iconic and great this was … and I won’t try … ever
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Genuinely initially registered him as Kyle Cooke.
Jun 7
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Jun 5
still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.
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Jun 4
Everyone cheered when I was elected to a research position in the mycology club yippee
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love how he reveals how the entire thing works for the wealthy while having those fucked up veneers.
MrBeast reveals he has less than $1,000,000 to his name despite being a Billionaire on paper
"I have negative money right now, I'm borrowing money that's how little money I have. Technically everyone watching this video has more money than me in their bank account"
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May 26
There is an extremely angry man looking for his crack pipe right now.
May 25
A specialized wine measuring tool used to pour exact amounts, such as 50ml, directly into a glass 🍷
© foodporn
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May 22
I hate to get involved in these things but it’s necessary because this black woman is Betty fucking Boop. I will not hear otherwise. A bunch of bitter idiot right wing larpers too caught up in the game to see that she is the OBVIOUS choice.
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May 20
Heyheyheyhey I’m the second coming of Christ.
Heyheyeheyhey I love women’s rights.
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May 18
Regretting You is one of my new favorite movies. I wanna watch it again and again and again. Perfection.
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Quite honestly may be the best I’ve seen so far.
May 4
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grimes with kreayshawn
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May 5
the white house is so ghetto now lol
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hard to be mad when there’s fuzzy bee flies in my garden being cute and parasitizing lubber grasshopper eggs.
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