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13 Jun 2022
Me: "You mean digitally remove them? Ma'am, I don't think that's possible with a picture like this. We'd have to remove nearly all of the photo."
Customer: "But… Photoshop?" notalwaysright.com/powerpoin…
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13 Jun 2022
Coworker: “Why?”
Me: “I didn’t feel like going out.”
Coworker: “What kind of bulls*** is that?” notalwaysright.com/i-dont-wa…
13 Jun 2022
Our anniversary rolls around and I give him his gift. He is delighted by it. He then presents me with his gift: a pair of socks with a couple of cartoon characters on them. notalwaysright.com/socking-i…
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13 Jun 2022
Page: "Attention, shoppers! We have a lost daddy in the store. If it's you, your child is located at customer service. Please pick the child up quickly." notalwaysright.com/when-loss…
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13 Jun 2022
I work at an exotic pet shop. An old lady and her grandson bought a very nice exotic parrot, and they came back the next day. notalwaysright.com/this-is-u…
13 Jun 2022
Me: "He never says the Pledge."
Substitute: "Why not?"
Student: "I don't approve of it, it's a waste of time, and I'd rather read my book."
Substitute: "It's not a waste of time. It's how you show your patriotism." notalwaysright.com/gotta-adm…
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13 Jun 2022
We see a stranger in the concessions stand. As we approach him, I let him know he is not allowed in staff areas and that he has to be wearing a mask. notalwaysright.com/soda-rn-e…
13 Jun 2022
A client told me she couldn’t access the information I had saved to her flash drive. The client insisted I come to her office with a new flash drive and the file. notalwaysright.com/did-you-t…
13 Jun 2022
My boss had several computers sitting around the office that she wanted to get rid of. As the only person in the office who knew how to even run defrag, the task fell to me to yank the hard drives out per my boss’s instructions. notalwaysright.com/yall-seen…
13 Jun 2022
I see this lady leaning forward into the shelves. She is looking behind soup cans and then behind boxed goods. Having worked retail for many years, I recognize this search pattern... notalwaysright.com/we-think-…
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12 Jun 2022
Police #2: “We have your bike here at [Police Station ten km away].”
Me: “I… How? Did somebody presume it was lost or something? I'll come and get it in the morning.” notalwaysright.com/that-was-…
12 Jun 2022
Customer: "I'd like this sandwich heated, please."
Me: "I'm afraid we only sell cold sandwiches."
Customer: "But… I'm a doctor." notalwaysright.com/for-his-p…
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12 Jun 2022
Neighbour: "I am back from the night shift and I have another tonight. You need to keep it down!"
Dad: "I do apologize, but we are currently within trading hours and I have a job to do." notalwaysright.com/someones-…
12 Jun 2022
On my first day, I worked alone with another new gentleman. One of the managers showed us how to cook, plate, and prepare a few things. notalwaysright.com/if-you-wa…
12 Jun 2022
I don't get long as I can see the couple walk up to the house. I don't recognise the man, but the woman is certainly very familiar. I can't put my finger on it, until she starts complaining… about everything. notalwaysright.com/the-custo…
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12 Jun 2022
I work for a thrift store. A lady comes up with her litterbox, still full of used cat sand. notalwaysright.com/think-cri…
12 Jun 2022
Client: "I don’t know. What did you like? I like A, but some people like B."
Me: "I like B."
Client: "Okay, let’s do both. That way, we can see what they both look like in finished form." notalwaysright.com/congratul…
12 Jun 2022
Woman: "My husband is having an operation, so I'm giving blood in case he needs it."
Me: "Oh, I see. No, I'm not donating for anyone in particular."
Woman: "You're not?" notalwaysright.com/some-peop…
11 Jun 2022
I was working in a thrift store. A guy came in carrying a rather large mailbox he had purchased there. He started talking about how far his house is from town, and suddenly... notalwaysright.com/special-d…
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11 Jun 2022
I am new in my job at a well-known crafting store, so of course, I don’t know where every single item in the store is.
A customer comes in looking for a specific kind of plastic bag that zips up. notalwaysright.com/even-when…