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BFD @notbfd
Joined November 2024
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BFD @notbfd
27 Oct 2025
BK gets fired and immediately starts taking it out on the Costco workers. Unreal. #BKKAK
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BFD @notbfd
Jun 13
Student center chick fil a pre Covid 💔
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Jun 9
Workplace is forcing me (top salesman) to participate in the Company LinkedIn Post Humiliation Ritual. Guess I’ll take 4 shits and a 2 hour lunch today
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BFD @notbfd
Jun 8
Monday morning Anthem Yall be safe out there open.spotify.com/track/0AAVJ…

I'M DAT N****

Future · I NEVER LIKED YOU · Song · 2022

open.spotify.com
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BFD @notbfd
Jun 5
How my wife talks to me
Thomas Skinner ⚒
 @iamtomskinner
Jun 5
Can anyone explain to me why so much has been wiped off the stock markets today. Why has gold gone done nearly 5% and silver has come off aswell? What has caused it all? Bosh❤️
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BFD @notbfd
May 15
Putting Brookhaven GA on notice: If m going to be hammered and armed this evening
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May 15
WISH I HAD BLOW but I don’t do that anymore
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BFD @notbfd
May 7
Beaner in the apartment gym is blasting espanol music over a Bluetooth speaker. #sendthemback
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The Braves left Atlanta for Cobb County bc the black government couldn’t keep White fans safe from black crime. Turner Field should have been a jewel for gentrification but black mayors prioritized blacks above economic growth bc it would displace blacks.
City of Atlanta, GA
 @CityofAtlanta
May 6
Mayor Andre Dickens issued the following statement on the passing of Ted Turner.
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BFD @notbfd
Apr 29
Getting old sucks. I took a stimulant and drank 8 beers last night and somehow I’m hungover. Unbelievable
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Apr 29
Sitting in the cheap seats tonight
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Apr 26
If you’re drinking Busch apple; - fag - I hate ya - grow up
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BFD @notbfd
Apr 26
Wish I had whippets #unc
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BFD @notbfd
Apr 24
DUI is wrong but a tall boy on your commute home is allowed and encouraged in fact
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BFD @notbfd
Apr 24
If they play the swag surf in jordan hare this year, I plan to commit unspeakable acts of violence
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BFD @notbfd
Apr 15
Who on they way to work listening to levels by Avicii 👍🏻
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Apr 3
It’s bc of the cig inside you fucking oaf
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Apr 3
Most performative and dogshit artist of our time. The fucking smoke in his hand?? If you listen to this clown you’re getting #shrunk
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Apr 1
Holy shit
Ten Years Ago Today
 @tenyearsnow
Apr 1
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.
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Jeff Nadu
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Mar 19
This cumming on my gfs face later 🙌🏻
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