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Feb 26
Once a month I send a free newsletter with what actually lived in my brain that month — movies, series, podcasts, books. 📺🎧📚
February just dropped 👇🏾
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🚨 WORLD CUP 2026! 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦
Mauricio Pochettino and Folarin Balogun celebrating the United States’ 4-1 victory over Paraguay. ❤️
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This is honestly some white trash shit
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Nobody introduce her to Texas Roadhouse
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Shiittt I want one!! 🤣🤓
My niece and nephew are currently fighting over this Montessori toy I bought them
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My niece and nephew are currently fighting over this Montessori toy I bought them
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SO FUCKING EPIC
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dont even joke lad
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who trynna get cracked
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What in the Stockholm Syndrome is this?!🤔🧐
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Nah they’re not. So many women fought, bleed & even died for them to have equal rights just for these geniuses to act like the ultimate pick me’s for white men who’ll either leave them for younger women or even kill them first chance they get.
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White Christian conservative women are a bunch of dumbasses.
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This is genuinely mind boggling to me. WTH? Do women really think like this or are they paid to talk like this because this is crazy to me?
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Wait - it wasn’t?
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Is this a convention of men who don’t wash between their ass cheeks in the shower?
What in tarnation is happening at the White House right now?
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WTF is that 😭
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I REMEMBER a time I QUIT A JOB THINKING GOD HAD MY BACK! i was jobless for 5 months‼️never doing that again 😄🤣
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