I got super lucky as a VC in Solana’s early rounds and then went degenerately into every shit scam that SBF told me he was going to pump
We were up gorillions and every billionaire in the world was calling me and SBF every day to try and get into the ecosystem cabal
Then SBF went to jail and I eventually crashed out as most of our LPs tried to exit via secondaries in the fund at a huge discount just to avoid getting zeroed
After that I nailed the perps thesis intellectually but proved I suck at asset selection by backing Drift, which got continually exploited and rugged, after also backing Alon at TGE and getting rugged
Then I started a DAT and we absolutely bazookad our whole treasury into SOL at the picotop, it hasn’t gone up once since we deployed
Then I got kicked out of my fund and they started buying Hype in my absence and are already up more than I am cumulatively on all my deals from this current cycle
Oh wait, that is wasn’t me, his name was Kyle Salami