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12 Dec 2021
my new / first book
'oatmilk and agave: a poememe parody'
is now available in paperback & e-book!
oatmilkandagave.carrd.co ๐โจ
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not rupi ๐ฟ retweeted
16 Feb 2025
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21 Apr 2023
he said
"it's all in your head"
and i said
"Your post goes against our Community Standards and has been removed. If you post something that goes against our guidelines again, your account may be deleted."
but he
didn't get it
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not rupi ๐ฟ retweeted
8 Feb 2023
i only log on to twitter to find out what JK Roiland did this time. If you post something you like I block you
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8 Feb 2023
hot take
blues clues
walked
so
bluey
could run
there i said it
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not rupi ๐ฟ retweeted
The only โspectrumโ lesbianism exists on is the autism spectrum cos railing your girl is my special interest
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8 Jan 2023
if the world
was ending
faster,
i would call you
first
but it's
ending slowly,
and so
i'll never
call you
again
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16 Dec 2022
yeah yeah
everyone's
anti-capitalist
until you
remind them
Taylor Swift
is the highest paid celebrity
and has the highest private emissions
of all celebrities
and then they're like
"who is marx i never heard of him
is that on folklore"
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30 Nov 2022
i think
maybe
i've bled out
the best of me
in the
barbed wire hands
of people
i loved
more than
my potential
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10 Nov 2022
i don't want
to buy things
i don't care
about Stuff TM
i want
no one
to go hungry
ever again
i want
to live
without
a gun
to my head
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10 Nov 2022
ok who's gonna
take one
for the team
and
do something
very silly
to large corporations
and billionaires
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10 Nov 2022
you were
less qualified
to love me
than
elon musk is
to run a company
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10 Nov 2022
pasta
for breakfast
because
who gives
a shit
nothing matters
we are but
temporary cogs
in the earth's
last machine
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12 Sep 2022
omfg thank fuck
it got reversed now
but holy shit
what is wrong
with the fb censorship filters
"lesbophobia"
gets flagged??
hello??
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1 Sep 2022
maybe i'm
just a lesbian
but 9/10 times
your boyfriends
do not have
golden retriver energy
in fact
he seems feral
in a dangerous way
like
you should get
tested for rabies babe
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