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Jun 13
gen z’s “okay slay!!!” is 100% equivalent to the cringe millennial’s “epicsauce!!!”
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Jun 13
it’s fine when you’re 17 but you’re 26 now, you’ve gotta get over it
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Jun 9
potato came outta the bag with eyes and my boyfriend said “WAIT i like him can we keep him ???”
so now we have a potato friend on the counter
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Jun 7
rusty is real and his presence will not be erased
I STAND WITH FLUFFY CATS
why were cats much fluffier than rn
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Jun 5
finished building mountain minecraft house
(besides some minor details)
I LOVE MINECRAFT !!!!!!
ft some illagers
(i logged off immediately after the last pic was taken)
@EDENdotSMP
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Jun 5
went on a walk with my boyfriend
nice woman stops us and says
“this is my second time seeing you guys, you’re so cute!”
i say thank you!!! and have a nice day!!! and wave
finally make it back home
i can’t stop thinking about it
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Jun 5
i have no problem with it, i just really wonder what we did to make her think we’re so cute that she felt like she should say something
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Jun 2
today i walked 4 miles, read an entire book, and baked some bread
life is good
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May 31
i used to be WAY funnier on twitter and then i realized that at least 50% of Xtards take you seriously when something is obviously a joke and being funny stopped being fun
anyway, here’s a rose
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May 30
thinking about the time i didn’t respond to someone on twitter and they crashed out and said “you’re going to block me aren’t you” and then blocked me
i saw all of the message like 2 hours later
i don’t know what the lesson is but uh
go outside or something idk
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May 29
he handed me this and said “may i fascinate you with a little treat?”
??????
of course you may
tiny chocolate ice cream with blueberries !!!!
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May 28
my posts are getting a lot of outside attention again
idk how i feel about that
lockdown mode liv for a little bit
dk shirt in the mothafuckin sink
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