christian. husband. regular dad, not a cool dad. butter boat refiller. equal opportunity reply guy. future @xai.

Joined October 2024
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i hope you use tooth factor authentication
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OKAY MEN! This one’s for you. 🤣 Allow me to introduce you to “Shelaborating” 💁‍♀️
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Okay... I'm going to sound like real-life @ChrchCurmudgeon here, but here goes... If you are a church musician, and you honestly want to "lead people in worship" through music, you may want to do the following: 1) Pick a singable key for the median person who doesn't sing all the time. Don't pick a key to highlight your voice. 2) Lower the volume so people can hear the voices of those around them, and themselves. 3) Let people sing the melodies that are familiar to them. While you may want to jazz up or do the latest CCM twist of "Hark the Herald" or "Silent Night"--people can't follow you. They just want to sing the song. Picking keys to highlight your voice; playing at concert volume; doing creative rearrangements to make the familiar suddenly unfamiliar... all discourage us from singing. There's NOTHING wrong with highlighting your voice, or playing at concert volume, or doing creative rearrangements of songs... if you are a performer. Book a gig somewhere! Play out! Be great! Build a following! But please, when we all get together and sing, don't put up barriers to stop us.
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9 Dec 2025
My wife refactored the pantry tonight, vastly improving space and access time efficiency. However, due to a lack of planning, the family did have to suffer through a few hours of downtime.
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1 Dec 2025
Can we stop saying “broke the internet” for things like this? The only people breaking the internet are cloud providers.
29 Nov 2025
Roger Federer broke the internet with one statistic that will change how you see every setback in your life. 1,526 singles matches. Won almost 80% of them. 20 Grand Slams. 103 titles. Now answer honestly: What percentage of total points do you think he won across his entire career? 70%? 65%? 60%? Try … 54%. He lost literally almost EVERY SECOND POINT he ever played for 24 years. And still became one of the greatest of all time. Watch him explain it himself (2:07 of pure life-changing wisdom): “In tennis, perfection is impossible… When you lose every second point on average, you teach yourself to say: ‘Okay, I double-faulted — it’s only one point.’ ‘Okay I got passed at the net — it’s only one point.’ Even a screaming overhead smash that ends up on SportsCenter Top 10… still just one point. So when you’re playing your point, it has to be the most important thing in the world. The moment it’s over — it’s behind you. That mindset frees you to attack the next point, and the next, and the next with absolute intensity and clarity.” Then he looked at the crowd and said the line that hit a billion people in the soul: “The real sign of a champion is not that they win every point. It’s that they lose again and again and again… and have learned how to deal with it. Negative energy is wasted energy. Cry it out if you have to. Then force a smile. Move on. Be relentless. Adapt. Grow. Work harder — and work smarter.” Save this post. The next time you lose a deal, bomb a presentation, get ghosted, miss a deadline, or just have “one of those days” — come back here and read it again. You’re not falling behind. You’re just in the 46%. And the 46% is exactly where every single legend has spent most of their career. Keep playing the next point. (full 2:07 clip — sound on)
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27 Nov 2025
People that run on Thanksgiving be like
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27 Nov 2025
it's unbelievable how many people have this same kitchen. cookie cutter nonsense. we used to be a proper country.
ready for tomorrow
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27 Nov 2025
The update bricked my grill. Thanksgiving is ruined.
25 Nov 2021
Hey @TraegerGrills - who the HELL sends a software update on thanksgiving?!?
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27 Nov 2025
You think his windows at home are clean?
In case you missed this, there is a Window Cleaning World Cup
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25 Nov 2025
use AI to help you understand stuff, not to replace understanding stuff
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26 Nov 2025
Datadog is so good
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25 Nov 2025
one thing that is interesting about using this site on different platforms (ios, android, web) is the for-you will fall behind on the platforms you haven't used. if i browser for a bit on one and then switch to another, i see a bunch of old posts. seems like it should be n'sync.
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23 Nov 2025
Does buying an Android device so I can really understand the experience mean I'm more dedicated than the other applicants?
21 Nov 2025
I have an interview next week for an android position at X, so I bought my first android device, a galaxy s25, to experience the android version of this app for myself.
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21 Nov 2025
I have an interview next week for an android position at X, so I bought my first android device, a galaxy s25, to experience the android version of this app for myself.
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21 Nov 2025
This quote tweet took f.o.r.e.v.e.r to send and it wouldn't let me dismiss the banner notification. I swiped it up and it just came back. And the home tab bar wasn't visible, so I just had to wait. x.com/npedev/status/19919327…

21 Nov 2025
This app is so fantastic
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21 Nov 2025
This app is so fantastic
Replying to @TheVixhal
your post challenged me. every one of your points is wrong but i had to think about each for a while :)
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21 Nov 2025
I don't love these always being present. Contributes to it feeling cramped, I think. Probably can't do anything about that, though.
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21 Nov 2025
Hmm. It didn't include the screenshot. It's telling me I need to give it permission, which i did. Limited permission. I have to give it full access for it to work. Fun.
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21 Nov 2025
Why don't replies just post when I hit post? It just sits there for awhile, or I can hit "send now" to make it happen right now. Just send it. Full send.
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21 Nov 2025
The android app doesn't feel nearly as nice as the iPhone app. UI isn't as smooth and playful. It does have a similar feel to android, though. Maybe that's part of the problem. Android devs don't know what a nice ui really feels like.
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21 Nov 2025
Why is the time wrong on the phone itself? You know where I am. Just set it.
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