does anybody remember laughter
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Jun 12
Listening to Lena Dunham’s book and she just said “I am an adulteress, I am a c*nt, my intestines are where my uterus should be, but look at me: I am alive” and before I could stop myself, I whispered, “Knicks in five.”
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May 20
I stand in solidarity with the people of the West Village casually sipping spritzes as an ominous electrical storm begins to form and churn around them
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May 20
Was walking down Broadway when an shock of inspiration ran through my whole body like lightning and stopped me dead in my tracks…Cate Blanchett as Lindsay Hubbard
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May 16
Me releasing a dove after saying “Alexa play Rickie Lee Jones”
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May 14
They seem to be gut renovating the apartment next door so aggressively that I think they might break through…better put on pants
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May 14
Woke up in panic from dream that I had unwanted tattoos, a kind of stigmata wound and a large portrait of Ariana Grande’s face on forearm. Think it was pollen-induced, but my former therapist would probs be like “wrist” rhymes with “pissed” and then end the session abruptly….
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May 14
Was in a bad mood but now I’m watching ‘Wanda’ so feeling a lot worse
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May 13
Me making small talk
Pam Grier Says She Has Three-Day Orgasms at Age 76 Details: complex.com/pop-culture/a/al…
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Apr 22
Thought everyone was honking at me but they were actually honking for democracy -there was a boomer holding a sign behind me
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Apr 1
Can someone give me the LeeAnn Rimes hip and jaw fascial sobbing release
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Mar 28
I am the ashtray in the couples counseling scene in the Carolyn Bessette show
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