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NSA @nsa

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Joined June 2009
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NSA@nsa
27 Feb 2024
We see all your password reset attempts. why try and hack in when you can just buy this account? Just send 40 BTC here: bc1qs2ddnrtlkq4k243n457m3qxku7s4344quwttgz once it lands, the account is yours.
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31 Dec 2013
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@nsa The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.
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JMHeffren@JMHeffren
18 Dec 2013
@mmasnick @NSA_PAO @nsa @NSA_PR
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NSA@nsa
20 Jun 2013
Sadly, this is how our interviews have been going lately: youtube.com/watch?feature=pl…

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NSA@nsa
20 Jun 2013
@highkingnikolas yuuuup.
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NSA@nsa
19 Jun 2013
@hwsnicholls yes - make a few forum posts talking about jihad and we'll show you exactly how it works.
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NSA@nsa
19 Jun 2013
@xsarcastic1x no, and no, but we can spy on all your shit
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NSA@nsa
19 Jun 2013
Ofuk, you want metasploit? You don't have the XP. You have to go to the murky swamp and fight the squidmonster.
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NSA@nsa
19 Jun 2013
You want ettercap? Cave. Dungeon. Bring a sword. Oh, you need libraries to install it? See the wizard on the mountain. GOOD LUCK! :D HAH!
NSA@nsa
19 Jun 2013
Where this angry mechanic got skeletons and monsters and whatnot to protect his tools? No idea. But it's how we model the NSA now.
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NSA@nsa
19 Jun 2013
I think the world of D&D was invented by an angry mechanic who was sick of people using his tools, so he hid them in caves and dungeons.
NSA@nsa
19 Jun 2013
CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a wonderful 3 day 2 night stay at the beautiful Guantanamo Bay spa and resort! Enjoy the 24/7 WATERBOARDING!
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