ALT tweet compose window that reads "app dot net, micro blog, i know these names better than my own grandmother's... mastodon, pleroma, gotosocial, homegrown activitypub stuff, all great, but i ask you this, if i was a big ol' guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me?"

ALT a die cut vinyl sticker for urchin.com showing a friendly blue smiling urchin holding a report with a histogram in the middle. the sticker is from 1999.

ALT A fake page mimicking the book series Final Fantasy Ultimania Archive. It shows 'concept art' of the tv detective Columbo as if drawn by Tetsuya Nomura. He is holding a cigar and posed in a thinking sort of manner with wind flapping his coat. Text at the top of the page reads 'Columbo: the ruffled, cigar chomping detective who asks all the right questions.' There is a fake screenshot at the bottom of the page depicting a supposed 3d model of Columbo against a beach backdrop. The description reads: A detective from the lost city of angels, he arrives in Spira in a small puttering four wheeled machina. He claims to be seeking an Al Bhed who can repair it so he can return to his wife before dinner. Under this pretence he investigates and interrogates everyone, becoming particularly curious around the death of Lord Jyscal. Behind his disarming bumbling facade lies a mastermind of deduction and reason.

ALT A close up of tv Detective Columbo in the world of Final Fantasy X. He is set against the beaches of Besaid Island. He has one eyebrow raised towards someone off-screen. The subtitles read: "Excuse me ma'am, could you Spira minute? Just a little local humour don't mind me."

ALT A screenshot from the game Final Fantasy X with the villain Seymour in the foreground, and tv detective Columbo entering back in through a door in the background. Columbo has a hand up to his forehead and looks like he is thinking out loud. The subtitles read "Ah y'know, just one more thing, Maester Seymour..."

ALT someboy removing a lottery ticket from a clipboard

ALT somebody holding up a six of swords tarot card (the deck is cat themed it appears)

ALT the grand finale of lemonade week (it's a limeade sweetened with condensed milk)

ALT somebody with weird white balance causing their hands to look bright pink holding up a round card that's labeled "arrow" and says "you are on the right path regarding some aspect of your life"