@HillaryClinton Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years. While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation. The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable. You lecture about “respect for the institution” while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off. And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place—vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the “people’s house.” The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls. Sit down, bitch. The adults are back in charge.

Japanese fans clean up after themselves after a match. New Yorkers destroy their city and attack people.

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

Maybe the Obama Presidential library will make up for the loss of the Chicago Bears in Chicago and Illinois

I've always said Idiocracy is a documentary from our future. People wanted Star Trek ... Instead we are getting Brawndo. Since plants crave it and all.

Seeing Kane Brown perform the pre-race gig here at the Miami F1 race and the only reason I know who he is, is because he's played COD with @TylerTeeP

The @AstonMartinF1 team needs @HondaRacingF1 to put that Red R on the car to make it go faster.

In the Soviet Union the below was legally Parasitism (Тунеядство). It was selectively enforced, but when it was enforced it was mostly done against artists, writers, and intellectuals. Most famously, poet Joseph Brodsky exiled to an Arctic farm to shovel manure. For writing poems

Avery > Subban On the pointer stick.

As much as I complained about using Atlantis for IaC with Terraform I'd much rather use it than Terraform Cloud.

The new @Battlefield 6 game mode is trash. Just like the @EA_DICE netcode.

I hope whoever thought it was a good idea to let mortars set up in the HQ area for @Battlefield 6 from @EA_DICE was a part of the RIF. That has to be the most stupidest idea ever.

Commentators repeatedly described yesterday’s Artemis splashdown as “textbook.” The flight dynamics were flawless. This shows that getting Outlook to work is literally harder than rocket science.

Holy shit sticks. This is an amazing theory. 21 Years Later, Apple TV's Biggest Epic Just Rebooted An Awesome Battlestar Concept share.google/YwFgww3ZGChekyy…

Well. @EA_DICE has made @Battlefield 6 so much fun to play, that I'm going to go fold laundry.

These new @F1 regulations are shite. Drivers aren't drivers anymore giving it their all and seeing who has the biggest testicular fortitude. They are battery managers. If I wanted to watch this that's what @FIAFormulaE is for.